Taco bae

So I gotta keep bulking

Can’t figure out the vibe or culture of Denver

Nana: “if I was young and sexy I would dress like a whore. They dress so sexy!”

I will not be participating in the 2020 to 2024 review because in 2020 I had so much time on my hands and looked really really fit

🤤

When did the term backshots become a replacement for doggy style?

Holding space for running my fingers through my pubes while chilling in bed as the sunlight beaming through the window warms me up 🫶🏼 this is peace

I feel like my dick doesn’t qualify for fcf bc it’s long not fat

No matter how bad life gets there’s always weed.

Remember that.

Poly, yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna smoke a bowl

We should extend the hours we are expected to sleep and decrease the number of hours we work

oh wow

Is mushroom foraging a job that sounds fun

I want a unencumbered job

Hungry towards the end of the day? Then Dinner is the meal for you. Sometimes referred to as Supper, Dinner is the often delicious meal that eaters can't get enough of!

I’m so original, so Julia if you will or this case Julian

Thank you for your service

Something about thin mustaches are oddly sexy

When will they invent the inspector gadget car that can lift itself to go past traffic?

I want a job that’s just 9-5

Turkey in the oven, everything else prepped. This might be the easiest thanksgiving day I’ve ever had in terms of cooking

Turkey is in the oven

Why do people keep pulling / posting pokeman cards?

I like that chilled pig is coming to the show

And it will forever be a core memory

But have you ever seen live fisting while eating Ceviche in the 100 degree weather?

I’ve been making Thanksgiving meals for so many years I don’t even need recipes I feel like a matriarch of the family 💁🏻‍♂️

I almost forgot my Apple Watch today and drive back home (20 min) for my husband to hand it to me. I’m addicted to the streaks