Against a Dead Internet

Love this new look where I made my Ditto a fujoshi

I’m something of a party Pokémon myself

I’m something of a diggin’ master myself

I’m fascinated by the mechanic where Pokémon deadname you until they respect you enough as a friend

go white boy go

Pokopia is actually wonderful what the damn hell

BRREEOOOOOOWWWW

Fans really on one tonight lol

Heard “Move, hoser boy!” at the Canucks and “YOU SUCK, STRIPES” at the ref

And both of them meant it lmao

Unironically prefer gooners to sports betters

Legit wonder if Heated Rivalry et al did anything to improve turnout numbers to hockey games

YEHAW

If you see anything Amazing Digital Circus related could you take a pic? I think there was a pop up shop that’s over, but there are still gacha machines here and there. Have fun!

I think this was the one time zoomerspeak broke me lmao

This event never came out in America and my Action Replay bricked by the time I got HeartGold so all I had was watching this scene wide-eyed on crusty YouTube uploads

So it completely threw me to have it be referred to as Arceus mogging

Nevermind it was for my cat

When I first posted Bulkmaxxer on Snapchat I forgot who said “I bet you’re real proud of yourself” but my zoomer brother (the one that got me the Micro) I think did one of those things Gen Z does that’s word salad breaking down chin symmetry and bone structure and mewing bs

Someone on Etsy had a thingamajig with all the Gen 3, 4, and 5 events so I get to dick around on Navel Rock and Birth Island; not to be pointlessly negative since I’m getting the Switch version anyways but I reckon that’s more than the rereleases are gonna get us lol

I started a playthrough of LeafGreen last May cuz my brother got me a Game Boy Micro. Only things left to do are catch Mewtwo/the 3 birds/Ho-oh and beat the Elite Four again. Think I’ll do it all over again this Friday, maybe liveblog it on one of my Tumblrs, why not

Gonna take my Wailord out this time lmao

He was the star of my Emerald Nuzlocke, I named him Alpha because like Alpha, Omega, first comes Wailord, last comes Relicanth, etc.) but then the last thing I had him do in the run after soloing Steven is kill Kyogre so he really did live up to the name lol

Well, good to know

I like to imagine Rusty was interred in Ancient Tomb and maybe had longer legs but over time they rusted off into his current stumps. And maybe battling wasn’t that bad but then its trainer is now insisting on 10K daily walks and they’re like “Oh Christ please no”

I hardly knlows ‘er

#januarywrapup #storygraph #booksky

I think I’ve finally started to like One Piece but god damn, the 18th 3-in-1 was the biggest fucking chore since Skypeia

Heyyyyy they updated it since before, April 16th is not bad at all

〖365 Days of 🐍🍩 #28〗

(2012) Green looks good on you, Dandelion.
—I think you might be biased!

(🎨-mobufundoshi!)

#🐍🍩365

Delayed to Autumn 2026

So ready for that next Tomodachi Life