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screenshot of the bluesky app with a non-button labeled “Sign out”

lemme just

Ron Trosper and the guy who got scammed into thinking Ron was selling Beatles merch from the show The Chair Company. The man is standing in Ron’s doorway as Ron is trying to close the door on him, Ron says “have a nice day.” And the man shouts desperately with his arms stretched out asking “how?!” #🪑Co

you must *be* the “what if It Happens today” you wish to see in the world

it’s a bipartisan war. they ALL need to be [redacted], every single one

find the nearest Esso station

damn right. i didn’t think they let straights into the theater… especially in THE SEVENTIES

bob fosse was STRAIGHT????

you ever have “just one of those days”? a totally rotten day? one where you can barely drag yourself out of bed to go to your job killing yourself at the suicide factory?

lmao i have that exact thought every time some hashtag-resist-lib says shit like that

2026 is a radical experiment where the world asked "how would trans women react if everything got worse for them every single day in almost every way with 0 break"

oh lmao i forgot to add “become disabled” to the list of ways my life has fallen apart and yet i’m still aware i’m “one of the lucky ones” 🙃

yeah i guess you could say i’m having a pretty normal mental health day 😎

and YOU ACTUALLY ARE “one of the lucky ones,” because you know so many people who have it MUCH WORSE

and you feel like you can’t really complain because “well, at least my family didn’t completely disown me” or “at least i have a place to live (for now)”

that’s what passes for “privilege” 🙃

the really cool thing about being trans is you can be forced to flee from an abusive spouse, lose your house, lose your job, get divorced, watch all your cis friends slowly fade away from your life, go bankrupt, live under constant threat of state violence… and STILL be “one of the lucky ones”

i need cis people to understand that the state is constantly threatening us with “you will get raped to death in prison”

that’s what all these policies are pointing toward

so when someone says it’s a “distraction”—maybe YOU try living life with that threat ALWAYS hanging over your head

just kidding! it probably won’t be gas chambers. it’ll be getting raped to death in a men’s prison

or maybe it’ll be easily preventable disease in a makeshift warehouse concentration camp

the others see my placid smile as we’re loaded into the gas chamber. “yes, it’s true,” i say, radiating peace and calm. “no matter what they do to me, i can take comfort that someone on the internet said i was valid. they can NEVER take that away from me!" beaming, as the hissing starts: "i'm valid"

finally, humanity has created Skynet But Cartoonishly Stupid from the famous sci-fi satire “Wouldn’t it Be Hilarious If Humanity Invented Skynet But Cartoonishly Stupid Lol”

a lot of people don’t know this but you can still play russian roulette if you have a modern polymer-frame striker-fired pistol

just use a bunch of snap caps! duh. Now Get Out There and Play™ sponsored by Mountain Dew

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Culture Crave @culturecrave.co Elon Musk's xAl and Pentagon have reached a deal to deploy Grok in classified systems (via axios) February 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM

Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social Als can't stop recommending nuclear strikes in war game simulations Leading Als from OpenAl, Anthropic and Google opted to use nuclear weapons in simulated war games in 95 per cent of cases www.newscientist.com/article/2516. @ www.newscientist.com

hey this is good right? does anyone know if this is good?

why do i have to argue with some nominally-progressive queer person that their stance of "disabled people need to be banned or at least self-segregate away from public events" is not helpful and definitely NOT A SOLUTION

girls go to venus to get more penus

really sucks to see so many people be super eugenicist and eliminationist about disabled people 🙃 every day. every single day. it wears you down

i know most americans are pro-eugenics, but it sucks to see it come out so openly after someone… existed in public with tourette’s

i need a reaction gif that says “STOP 3-CUING ME” soooooo bad

Pope Leo SHOCKS western world with latest papal bull "There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's.”

JD Vance expected to kill self within the hour.

you get it!

the last time i used the phrase “fly-fishing” in a skeet, it got a like from an old guy hobbyist who was clearly searching bsky for that phrase

i guess you can say that now i’m… fishing for those likes 😎

call my hobby “fly-fishing” the way i be reachin for the pants crotch

i heard someone say matt walsh killed himself after reading this post. obviously i can't speak to that, but wow. big if true

what is a woman? a miserable little pile of sequins