Chris A.

damn, good point. I am listening and learning

okay but WE DON'T KINK SHAME HERE

set Wart FREE, Nintendo. stop shoving that Epstein collaborator Waluigi down our throats and give the people Wart

mine is XMDM2FEHL7

might have been!

I love her!

a screenshot from the Finch app of a little bird waving against a backdrop of mountains

one of the things legitimately keeping me sane right now is the Finch self-care app. maybe it's cheesy but it has helped me out so much. this is my buddy Griff. not to be dramatic but I would die for him

the obsequiousness of his enablers and supporters is gonna be something science studies for generations. it's unreal

what is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

every motherfucking day there's something that would have immediately ended 44 other presidencies. pretending to give a shit takes very little energy! I do it at my own job every day!

haha you look great! I swear it isn't as noticeable as you think

the vibes are super off, it definitely isn't just you. I feel exhausted and I'm also fidgety and restless in a way I haven't been since I was a kid

didn't even notice em until you called my attention to them!

correct. he's an optics guy and she looked like a buffoon getting lapped in that hearing

hell yeah!!

I think it was good for 2002 and nothing remarkable whatsoever in 2026. please don't yell at me for this opinion

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of course!

If your takeaway from the Jurassic Park films is “Let’s try this in real life,” then I suspect you may be missing the point

lmaooooo

thank you for correctly identifying my brand ❤️

idk in retrospect I was just a dumb burned out 18 year old but also I feel like even in 1998 the writing was on the wall that the Internet was about to change journalism for the worse so hey bullet dodged

tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true

I was co-editor of my high school newspaper and had my own opinion column that my advisor entered into a national competition. I placed 3rd and won a small scholarship but couldn't be bothered to go to college right away

I am TERRIFIED of snakes but thankfully I've never been chased by one

but one summer I worked in a tiny snow cone shack and left the door open to take out the trash and came back inside and armed with nothing but a broom I had to fight a very belligerent racoon that thought he had squatters rights

I didn't make it any better because it was the height of my "I have to get the last word in" phase, a terrible habit that I have tried very hard over the last few years to break

I had a similar thing happen with Nick Searcy (he played Art, Timothy Olyphant's boss, on FX's Justified) where I popped off at some dumb right wing talking point he posted and he argued with me for DAYS afterward, mostly bragging about how I was a nobody and he had an inground heated pool (??)

I wouldn't say no to that!