🦘 Dr. Wombat 🦘🔥 Horse 🔥

Cherry tomatoes should totally be ‘mater-tots.

His post was awesome until I read the words after “laid.”

👇🏽

I will always root for Korean baseball. One of my fondest memories from a bad situation during Covid - I was stuck in the hospital after emergency knee surgery, the world was on fire, but Boog Sciambi was doing play by play of Korean Baseball from his closet. What a time!

So…it is war?

I feel like a weekly “What do you Falafel about?” where we get to gripe about our minor inconveniences would be a good use of your time. For example, I woke up with a stiff sore hip. Just slept. Wtfalafel?

“General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that.

It seems to me that love is everywhere.

Often, it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but... if you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling love, actually… is all around.”

Not just in the country. You can watch planes take off from Rammstein Elementary.

They should have rails on the steps to the dais. That’s against regulations…

Jason Tatum’s return from Achilles injury doesn’t even compare to the first injury of his career - overcoming the “Tatum Tatum Masturbate ‘em”jokes in middle school.

7 me UP

You mis-spelled “When.”

Waxed his ass.

SAVE US CLARKWAYNE!!!

“Double Tap Strike” is definitely what Epstein and Trump called child rape on their plane.

That’s what @pablo.show is for.

Monkeys who have access to butterscotch and aspercreme also smell like butterscotch and aspercreme. It’s about access.

The rim is one of the best defenders in the nba.

Spoken like someone who looks like a monkey and smells like one too.

Identity concealing Firmware

No do one by Lil’ Markwayne

I’m a sucker for Yelsh Menz.

All the ass in Carolina according to the “How to get a pizza in Colorado by eating ass” song.

Would you put a cap on how much you could spend in the hub on grub?

I don’t care how much you come, I don’t believe it will wash away the rain.

None of those things will distract people from the Epstein files, dummy.

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

WBC is so great. I love seeing AAA ballers playing for Great Britain smacking 96 mph high heat from Major Leaguers. MLB is so much politics that I’m glad these guys get a chance to highlight their skills. Fun.