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girk
All while ignoring crippling supply chain issues, too.
I don't "trauma dump" I , strategically dispose of negative experience aura mid conversation in a respectful and healthy way
Watch out for snakes!
"I am going to beat up SO many non-white Americans!"
To all of the people who wait until I am two rooms away, with an exhaust fan on and the sink running, to speak to me:
What?
Kinda like how they only know one quote from Martin Luther King.
"We didn't cover the definitions of three-letter words during my on-boarding process."
"Are you still in favor of letting preventable diseases kill American children?"
"Yes.:
In this day and age, legitimately freeing.
I may be cringe and bad, but at least I'm not outsourcing my cringe and bad like a fucking loser
Bold anti-ICE statement, Miller. Let's see if you stick with it.
When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days Characters August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people. Transcript Panel 1 August's roommate has dragged him to another party. August has mostly just been standing around awkwardly while everyone around him shifts and moves around. No one has complimented him on his shirt that says "VIDEO GAME JOKE". August: Why did Seth have to drag me here? I hate parties. Panel 2 August looks around and decides that he might as well make the most of his time at the party. August: Well, I guess it would be good to socialize. I rarely talk with anyone. Panel 3 August has decided to be brave and find someone to hang out with. He's found someone with potential and says hello. August: Hey cutie! Mind if I sit with you? Panel 4 August is now sitting on a couch with someone's pet dog on his lap. August now watches everyone else socialize while he pets the dog. August: This counts. I'd say it counts.
When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days
That happens when I hold in sneezes.
"There was ample warning we were going to launch a... *checks notes* ...surprise attack."
"Nuh uh." - Elon
Oooo, we don't like to use the N-word in government anymore.
It turns out the cure for Borderline Personality Disorder is just fuckload billion dollars.
Broken sundial correct once a year.
THREAT LEVEL ORANGE (compliment)
Also taco trucks on every corner. Remember when that was a threat and not a promise?
