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“You can only watch” trolly meme depicting a man watching helplessly as a trolly mows over dozens of people tied to the tracks

checking the news again

the odds of me killing a plastic plant are low but not impossible

the email found me real bad thanks. could not have been worse timing, idiot

Thought the bus would get me home quicker than the train. That proved false when the bus just didn't show up and the next one was gonna be half an hour.

the worst part of anxiety in my opinion is the having of it

violets are blue
roses are red
is this all really happening
or are we all dead

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In a park setting, someone in a Grimace costume lifts a small child. The child’s head is in Grimace’s mouth.

It was an unpleasant business, but every four years, Grimace required a blood sacrifice, and well, nobody really much liked Brandon anyway.

Had to get out of my car and chase this guy off my driveway so I could park without squishing it #straya

Thank you past me for buying Zooper Doopers

Me: I should clean the house today
The weather: a billion degrees
The vacuum: broken

A corgi with text that says I think it’s very brave and sexy of me to continue living

i’m a professional dilly dallier

becoming a conscientious objector to getting out of bed

careful there, that’s a load bearing traumatic memory

am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story

A new year?

In THIS economy??

Announcements you don't want to hear: this train will terminate at Roma St due to the bodily fluids in the first car

Just missed a train. The next train has stopped at the international airport because they have to wait for the AFP to come to pull a drunk guy off 🙃

On my third coffee of the day because there is literally nothing else to do in this airport.

Okay Spotify I know my music tastes is very broad, but when I search angry mix I don't want Taylor Swift, I want someone screaming directly in my ear holes.

On the one hand I appreciate the small town friendliness, and everyone saying hello. On the other hand please don't perceive me.

Airlines be like "go to the gate, we're boarding" and then we're not boarding and the gate has approximately 10 seats for 100 people...

I've started packing for my Christmas trip. I may be spending the next 11 days naked as there is not a lot of room in my case after packing the presents.

going on a fool's errand, anyone need anything

I was wondering why my train had so many goths and twinks on it. I forgot Lady Gaga's Brisbane show is tonight.

I don't even dress up for my in person therapy

Authors, please, it takes seconds to google things! In the book I'm reading someone just died in a car crash driving from Brisbane to Byron Bay. The crash apparently happened south of Coffs Harbour...

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.