Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
After tonight I'm going to be sooooo smug about BC not having time changes anymore dude
Hey, Fuck Joe Rogan. Stupid bitch bite your own tongue off and choke to death on it
Good morning, west coast darlings! We've got a limited edition, today ONLY sweatshirt for you:
perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates
I've been baking for our work safety meetings which is fun! Most of these boys don't really get home baked treats from anyone that I know of, which is sad to me, but on the other hand it really inflates my ego when they act like my baking is the best version of that thing that they've ever had so 🤷♀️
Toxic Male Trait
a girl shoves her girlfriend on the couch. she playfully says "omggggg babe quit being so spiritually israeli" the girlfriend replies, exasperatedly, "ya gotta stop sayin that shit"
New: Premier David Eby announces that B.C. is moving to permanent Daylight Saving Time.
This Sunday, March 8, will be last time change for most of B.C.
If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
It’s finally over
Oh happy Pink Shirt Day. I always have fewer pink shirts than I think I do and this one kind of sucks so it was the only one I was willing to risk having ruined at work
Yesssss let's do this, I need more distractions from work anyway!
1 like = 1 song I would put on a top 100 faves list.
<picture of Amber Glenn with a quote: I'm on my period right now, so it's always really heard, especially when you're wearing something like this and have to perform in front of the world. That's hard and people don't talk about it.> Twitter user HippyHygienist: Women get their period on full moons. She’s unhealthy or somethings amiss.
I know what you've been googling...
I saw people talking about blocklists today so I decided to see if I'd been added to any and I'm obsessed with this single blocklist that, as far as I can tell, I was added to for joking about Taylor Swift's engagement by saying the divorce album would be really good
I was draining pasta in the sink and they did it while my back was turned, like a mischievous toddler 😑
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