!!!!! This is wild!!!
04.03.2026 15:35
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!!!!! This is wild!!!
I had a dream that David Lynch's ghost was rowing me in a canoe to where he kept his secret treasures. They were all in a house inside of a tree, like the Keebler elves', and he had a bunch of manuscripts and trinkets and cool rocks and sticks. He lamented the price of propane for his lanterns.
LMAOOOOOOO
Come back!!!!
Things I can't wait to read/watch but have been told not to at almost 5 months postpartum (also I obviously don't have time):
Things in Nature Merely Grow by Yiyun Li
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Hamnet
Not to brag, but my baby is so fucking cute that my friends who literally run an organization about being childfree request photos of him.
I scheduled my day and my baby's day around submitting to @havehashad.com and I got a skull!!!! Thank you @ezhang77.bsky.social for the dope theme that gave me an idea and then for accepting my piece!
My OBGYN did read it and enjoyed it! 😅
Almost accidentally sent a PDF of my book to my son's doctor instead of his insurance card
"The spinal cord of JFK
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe’s negligee
I give to you"
- "Palaces of Montezuma" by Grinderman
(the whole song, really)
Crying as I leave a comment on Chris Paul's retirement post
Going about my day like I didn't manage a poopocalypse from 2:30-3:30am. But when I close my eyes. I still see and feel these wet horrors.
I got two (delightful) pages in before the baby needed me, but I have high hopes for more time with it at some point!
This is all I ever hope for when I get on a video call.
Tacoma book by Aaron Burch, salami sandwich, and coffee
🎶 ooh heaven is a place on Earth 🎶 salami baguette sandwich and coffee from Proof Bakery and the latest @autofocusbooks.bsky.social book from @aaronburch.bsky.social
Lactating! At the Super Bowl party.
The amount of pockets on baby clothes...flummoxing.
Me every single time. (I do it with the baby in a bouncer and come from behind him with a headlamp on lmao)
Oh shiiiiiit
This PLUS getting Tacoma in the mail the other day....EVERYTHING'S COMING UP BURCH, BABY! Also I'm realizing I'm missing a treat creamer for my days old coffee! Love this piece, classic long sentence Aaron that I love so much!
Good news, my friends and I have decided we don't accept Catherine O'Hara's death, so in our circle she remains alive! Anyone is welcome to join us in this reality.
GIRL, DON'T MAKE ME CRY AGAIN
My son was asleep for my whole lunch break so I didn't get to see him and now I'm crying in my office
Running errands with spit-up in my hair kinda day
LA post: Marc Maron smiled at my baby
Had a nightmare I was in a Waymo
The growth spurts are insane, omg we cannot keep this child clothed!!!
I only cried 5 times on my first day back at work after maternity leave! 🏆
David Lynch as Gordon Cole, eating a donut
Keeping my eye on the donut, not the hole ❤️
The downside of being so happy is that I look completely psychotic in every single photo with my baby