Had a little health scare recently. Saw the dermatologist, she saw something she didn’t like, took a biopsy.
My husband asked if I had a family history of skin cancer. I don’t.
“My side does.”
Love him. But thankfully that’s not how medical science works. I didn’t get melanoma by marriage.
Shout out to the people who are rebuilding in silence. 🥀
Do you ever get the urge to just yell “Oh my god, OH MY GOD!” like Wanya?
I didn’t get any Juneteenth Venmos from white people this year. Is that a recession indicator?
Popeye was on amphetamines, right? “Spinach” was just what they called speed in the 30s.
Too damn much.
A good cuddle and $500,000 🤣
Exhaustion now exists irrespective of sleep and that’s some bullshit
Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore
Your move, gynecologists.
I hate that we can’t still watch it on MAX!
Being the ADHD Queen that I am, my husband tried to explain to me how a device works. I am NOT on board at the moment.
“Send it to me in a video I’m not going to watch later.”
I’ve never seen or heard of this in my life…with a whole side of my family from NC.
👏🏾🙌🏾
As an em dash whore this makes me sad.
I think Bluesky is a great platform and I’m here to stay. However, a bookmark function would make the experience SO much better and much more functional for research/ information gathering, especially for reporters. Pretty please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app ?
So the worst genre is definitely dystopian nonfiction
“Good morning, everybody. It’s Tuesday. We’ll get through.”
Just in case anyone needed encouraging words from the 3 train conductor today.
I can’t say it’ll ever be the same as before. Sometimes there’s grace in just accepting the loss, letting it go, and leaving things as they are.
Ayo I love how Michelle Obama saying fuck all this shit. Yall got it. Don’t invite me to shit bc I’m not coming. 💜🤌🏾👏🏾🍻
I stand with Michelle Obama in safeguarding her peace and energy ✨☮️. No interest in watching the inauguration. Here's to protecting ourselves in 2025 and beyond 🥂. #GoodForHer ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸
I know that’s right.
Every day it becomes clearer that buying groceries and cooking groceries are two completely separate disciplines
“It’s with the white one from Bend It Like Beckham and Charles Xavier.”
—Me, trying to describe the movie Atonement to my husband
I’m gonna turn into Captain America.
Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.
