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Human. Mostly harmless but can be tetchy without enough sleep. Will accept compliments and cake.

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Dildo, consequences, lube…

10.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BBC Eurovision. You do realise the idea is you DON’T get nil points?? #eurovisionuk

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paging Monsieur Lesepes

06.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m down with this

04.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beaver nuggets!!!! Had a bag a few weeks ago. Addictive

01.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Middle East abhors a vacuum

01.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids, ask your grandparents.

27.02.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And guess who is crying foul into his cornflakes???

27.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Temu did lookalikes

23.02.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure they’re all having a terrible time in the warm waters of the Caribbean under clear skies and large cocktails

21.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the cat is judging then choice of tea

19.02.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello there, Len.

17.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You silly, twisted boy.

15.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They did get a β€œwhat the duck” but that could have been auto-correct

04.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a judge 's robe is saying did you say " youts " ALT: a man in a judge 's robe is saying did you say " youts "
01.02.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tin Head Ned. IYKYK

31.01.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 09:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache in a military uniform says what a mistake a to make a ALT: a man with a mustache in a military uniform says what a mistake a to make a
29.01.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every accusation is an admission

29.01.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was if a million mid-90s teenagers cried out at once

28.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under the bodies of 2 US citizens

28.01.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Simple. They see it as a way to cling to any chance of power. 18 months and there will be an internal coup.

27.01.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And tap the sign

26.01.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I give it less than 18 months before frogage is ousted and he forms a new party, again.

26.01.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking more β€˜bipedal minion’

25.01.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sex work is work. Fancy being shocked that an OF account is PTV???

25.01.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Berthold Woltze: The Annoying Gentleman 1874 painting of man giving unsolicited advice to you woman in black

Berthold Woltze: The Annoying Gentleman 1874 painting of man giving unsolicited advice to you woman in black

Always comes to mind

23.01.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Window of opportunity for the sheer fun and silliness (in the middle of my backswing!?!?!?”

Thor’s Hammer/Charriot

23.01.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0