Corey Ryan Forrester

I’m Becoming An Alpha Male! The internet is a wild and wonderful place, y’all!

I’m becoming an alpha male!

It’s very possible

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Our comedians are telling the truth, & it's not funny. The truth is painful & raw, & too many are looking away from it.

@coreyrforrester.bsky.social nails it. [to whytmagrats] "What IS it that this country hasn't f*n given you?"

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The legendary @coreyrforrester.bsky.social 🌊💙 repost if you agree with him and repost my pinned post too legends 🔄

Corey’s Diary 1/26/25: Stop And Smell The Roses Or (A Lesson From Kurt Vonnegut) Had to go to the grocery store this morning to get my sister some milk.

New diary entry is up! This essay is about talking to old men at the grocery store. I hope you like it! #writer #author #substack #diary #KurtVonnegut

Corey’s Diary 1/13/2026 - Dilbert Is Dead (and more) Scott Adams died this morning.

New diary is up!

#writer #author #diary #substack

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Corey’s Diary 1/10/2026: The Buttermilk Blues (and more) Just got back from a walk in a fairly aggressive rain.

New diary is up!

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I’m as tired of soccer/football discourse as the next guy, but this video from @coreyrforrester.bsky.social is hilarious! www.instagram.com/reel/DR5QjWu...

Chickaluki Times Free Press: Letter To The Editor - Netty Potter and The “Co-Cola” Scandal Letters to the Editor

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Walk and Talk: Forgiveness and Good Things Coming From Bad Deeds Brad Paisley had a song called “All Because Two People Fell In Love” (or at least I think that’s the title, I’m too lazy to google)

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No Matter What (A Silly Poem For My Son) If dogs were cats and cats were dogs and butterflies turned into frogs and day was night and up was down and you were happy when you frowned and sand was wet and water dry and birds could swim and fis...

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Am I Ugly, Or Am I Just In A Walmart? (Video Version!) Have a great day folks and enjoy!

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Oh god did I tell that story out loud? 🤣

In The Later Years of The Big-Butt-aissance, We Still Have J-Lo to Thank! by Corey Ryan Forrester (who is high walking through the woods while writing)

My latest essay is about Jennifer Lopez’s big fat ass and how we ain’t appreciating it enough.

Enjoy

Good lord. Y’all think y’all could keep up with ole Charlie Sheen? I don’t think I got it in me!

Thought Of The Day 9/4: Play The Hand You’re Dealt! YouTube video by Corey Ryan Forrester

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Morning announcement: if you “roll coal” or any such thing, we hate you

Where is D.B. Cooper? As you all know I LOVE history and have decided to use it as my anti drug and alcohol mechanism 🤣. I’m dedicating myself to learning everything I can about who we are, where we came from, and the legendary people that make life so interesting.

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Was my absolute pleasure!

Back in 1928, a little boy named Walter Collins went to the movies in L.A. and never came home. What followed was one of the wildest, most heartbreaking crime stories you’ve never heard…a fake reunion cooked up by the LAPD…Full story at WeLoveCorey.com

Sure can

I would!

Nobody should read "Round Here and Over Yonder" by @coreyrforrester.bsky.social & @thetraecrowder.bsky.social! EVERYONE should listen to the audiobook read by the authors. Their accents add infinitely more humor & charm than the written word could ever express.

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Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com

Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!

Sure did

Paranoid! (I’m a basic bitch)

Wanna watch a new Marvel movie but haven’t seen all 1,000 of the others and don’t have time? Well good news… I break em down for you in easily digestible rants!

Phase 1 of 6 is out now at WeLoveCorey.com

Lessons I've learned being a father that might work for you — or they might not 'Liberal Redneck Manifesto' author and comedian Corey Ryan Forrester shares his observations about being the father of a little boy and what's hard and easy about being a dad.

My latest for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is about what I’ve learned as a dad!

Sunnyvale, CA June 19-22
Fort Worth, Texas June 26
Lexington, Ky Aug 14

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