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Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

12.03.2026 03:24 👍 2734 🔁 708 💬 10 📌 10

every amazon brand is called PZZAFARTZ and disappears from the earth 6 weeks after you buy the thing

12.03.2026 03:40 👍 465 🔁 52 💬 11 📌 3
The Trey Gowdy Hairstyle Guide, showing the many chopped and varied hairstyles of the anemic demon ranging from "huh" to "good god a-mighty"

The Trey Gowdy Hairstyle Guide, showing the many chopped and varied hairstyles of the anemic demon ranging from "huh" to "good god a-mighty"

12.03.2026 01:22 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Hillary woulda been a great POTUS.

12.03.2026 00:24 👍 79 🔁 2 💬 15 📌 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 8980 🔁 2399 💬 272 📌 58

conservative evangelicalism is the direct theological offspring of slaveholder christianity and it contains all of its pathologies, part infinity

11.03.2026 13:55 👍 1794 🔁 276 💬 19 📌 0
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

09.03.2026 18:01 👍 11344 🔁 1990 💬 789 📌 493
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10.03.2026 22:13 👍 14223 🔁 4562 💬 427 📌 152

Side note: Media outlets that refused to cave to Pentagon press rules have been coming up with scoop after scoop from military sources. So much for Hegseth’s attempt to strangle journalism

10.03.2026 22:20 👍 1659 🔁 544 💬 14 📌 5

Stalled Waymo cars will make it difficult to attend.

11.03.2026 03:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.

We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!

anormalfuckingparty.splashthat.com

10.03.2026 19:01 👍 3179 🔁 345 💬 238 📌 113

BREAKING: A judge refused to block a Kansas law that invalidates the driver’s licenses of transgender people and allows trans people to be sued for using public restrooms.

This isn't the final say, and we will keep fighting in court to stop this discriminatory law.

10.03.2026 22:47 👍 1875 🔁 469 💬 44 📌 39

Didn’t all knew those jerks took whole databases?

11.03.2026 03:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOGE employee stole Social Security data and put it on a thumb drive, report says | TechCrunch A whistleblower is accusing a former DOGE member of stealing a large number of Americans’ personal data while he was working at the Social Security Administration, with the plan of using it at his new...

A new whistleblower report alleges that a former DOGE engineer told co-workers at his new job that that he “previously had unrestricted ‘God-level’ access to the SSA’s systems” & that he possessed copies of SSA’s “Numident” & “Master Death” files, which he planned to use at his new job. 3/10/26…1/

10.03.2026 23:58 👍 898 🔁 571 💬 50 📌 34

fuck fast food CEOs eating their proletariat customer product, I want to see them do a budget for a single person working at their restaurant 40 hours a week

11.03.2026 00:16 👍 51 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

#dnc get your ass in gear and put this in an ad. bsky.app/profile/lore...

11.03.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is excellent. I agree.

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This should be a campaign ad.

11.03.2026 00:22 👍 285 🔁 151 💬 13 📌 10

People living in poverty are more experienced at navigating the real world than anyone else

11.03.2026 00:34 👍 677 🔁 70 💬 27 📌 2

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 10965 🔁 2752 💬 178 📌 50
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This is clearly fine with the GOP.

11.03.2026 00:47 👍 12771 🔁 5441 💬 533 📌 238

Dumbest news of the week so far, and that’s saying something

11.03.2026 01:28 👍 4971 🔁 1149 💬 575 📌 77

BUT THEY DON’t DO SHIT WITH THE VOTES! Sorry, my party leadership stressed me out.

11.03.2026 02:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

10.03.2026 22:51 👍 11528 🔁 1518 💬 253 📌 143

One year a band set up in a hot as hell parking lot right behind the bulk meat place and in front of the tailor i used on lamar. Small place but very busy lot. No one was amused.

11.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A dear friend made this for me when my mom died and I just opened the package this morning. Struggling with tears.

10.03.2026 18:25 👍 618 🔁 19 💬 46 📌 2
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BREAKING NEWS: Reporter Calls Out Trump's Lie Directly To His Face Really American | Tuesday Morning, March 10, 2026

“You just suggested that Iran got its hands on a U.S. Tomahawk and BOMBED ITS OWN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL on the first day of the war.

You are the only person in your government saying this.

WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY PERSON SAYING THIS?”

PEDOrump’s answer:
“Because I just don’t know enough about it.” 😲🙄🤬

10.03.2026 16:58 👍 4168 🔁 1128 💬 295 📌 90

Everything they do convinces me they are intentionally gutting the country to sell for parts.

11.03.2026 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0