Doug Avery

a screenshot of the x website showing that "@theperfectdoug" no longer exists (in spanish)

a screenshot of the x website showing that "@averyvery" no longer exists (in spanish)

finally did it. 16 years on that site!

screenshot from twitter of an account i replied to that has now gone private

this is basically like getting a trophy for cyberbullying

Panel 1: Gandalf from the series Lord of the Rings saying "I'm not trying to [replaced text] USE you" Panel 2: Gandalf from the series Lord of the Rings saying "I'm trying to [replaced text] CHARGE you" Thank you for reading this alt text.

when i connect my stupid PS5 controller to my mac and it immediately starts opening launchpad and shit

there are a few little effects that are laugh-out-loud spooky, like the carpet slowly rotating or the shadows that suddenly change shape. even the violence is malignant-level slapstick, never gets too Real

this is my favorite category of horror movie - it feels like it's slowly building towards an obvious and terrible bummer conclusion and then suddenly the rollercoaster starts

i take it all back - Cobweb (2023) genuinely won me over. this movie has some one-of-a-kind surprises

love it when a horror movie is scary but there's a second message like "women are afraid of men" so i get to feel sad too. the emotional sweet spot

an internet post by @internethippo that says “I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2”

why do we have to keep learning this

me seeing there's a movie where antony starr plays a dad: "i wonder what kind of dad he plays"

me ten minutes into the movie: "oh, of course"

just a small part of pharrell's 2006, no big deal

this is such a long list and going through it just reminded me that he made that whole amazing Clipse album like it was nothing youtu.be/qoEjV241xuk?...

i'm in bed with a fever today and fidget has been here the whoooooole tiiiiiime. he's such a pal

a job AI can do for me is listen to me talk about death note. i really want to talk about death note but there's no reason to subject an actual human to this experience

this hitchcock-themed episode is the best so far

The Afterparty making a haunted choir of children sing mmmbop is INSPIRED

sorry but i thought this so you have to hear it: two ten-year old boys zoom round me outside, round me outside, round me outside

two ~10-year old boys just zoomed past me on a moped and one was angrily saying "eminem and marshall mathers AREN'T related"

"tired? why not abandon your car and come in to the store! a new life awaits you in T H E S T O R E"

"tired? why not abandon your car and come in to the store! a new life awaits you in T H E S T O R E"

call me, i will get SCREAMED AT by strangers for HOURS just to help you move some product. let's work

here's a free sample: "why are you trying to sell leggings when you should be legging it to the gym? #womenshouldntfeelgood" - this comment ships 10k leggings EASY

TikTok of a small business owner with a bunch of boxes, replying to a mean comment that says "Dumb idea that will fail. Just not needed". The video text is "Guess somebody needs it after all", and there are over 85,000 likes

for the low fee of $5 i will go to your business's tiktok page and leave a comment like "who would want this? not me!" so you can make one of these fake feelgood replies to it

for $10 i'll call you "sweetie" or some other heel move - the crowd loves that stuff

there's a whole episode that's just a royal tenenbaums parody and even though that sounds like a bad idea it's a GREAT idea

it still has apple's plastic sheen - big scenes are too bright, clothes are too crisp, audio is too clear - but the choice to style every witness story differently overcomes this

the quality upgrade between season 1 and 2 of apple's The Afterparty is wild - how does this happen? s1 was the blandest property on the blandest service, s2 is nonstop fun

ow my SHIN

"before attempting a kickflip, you should feel comfortable riding" oh, i have to be comfowtable widing my skateboawd? wike a wittle baby? how about you shut up

A Webflow survey email that asks "How likely are you to recommend Webflow to an enemy or rival Liege Lord whose lofty aspirations you wish to sabotage?"

if you're not writing marketing copy like this in 2023, you're doing it wrong! 🎉🎉🎉 hats off to the content wizards at webflow

two black cats

the boys