The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

I just remembered that That Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was a real show that really existed.

how is there not a survival game based on Lost

about my extended warranty

My stomach gurgled at the exact same time as I started an annoying empty voicemail and I though I was being contacted by things beyond the reasoning of mortal minds from outside the confines of that which we think of time and space reaching out to me from the unknowable between, separating universes

The trade off is time. Do you care to see someone’s frozen corpse incinerated by the sun in your life time? You’re gonna have to spend extra fuel to make it happen.

Naw, the math works. There’s a point where you’re either gonna make it out of the solar system or you’re gonna fall back down the gravity well. And that point you can use a little bit a fuel to accomplish either goal. But you’ve spent the minimum amount of energy either way.

I’m not an engineer so I haven’t heard of the virial theorem, but my calculation is that the Earth’s orbital velocity is ~30km/s and it’s only ~40km/s to escape the solar system, so it should be energetically cheaper to fling undesirable people out of the solar system vs. sending them to the sun

OpenAI monetized the Eliza Effect, and doesn't care if it kills people

I agree with launching him out of the solar system, it’s the more energy efficient option

Humans: Hold my beer

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

If you’re seeing this FNORD you’re an important link in the chain to the emancipation of all living things from our chains like Prometheus be freed from the rock.

The secret time is for those who reach the Episilon Osiris Plateau. Which involves extensive security screening to maintain operational security and obviously we need to be reimbursed for that cost

If AI gets really good before the secret time we’re just gonna go with Matrixing them if that’s cheaper.

On the the appointed date and time we’re going to tell the 1,000 richest people in the world that the apocalypse is coming and they all need to get to their bunkers. Then we seal them inside and take back all our stuff.

Ok, it’s finally time to let you in on the conspiracy. We used to do this with newspapers but controlling the Bluesky algorithm is easier.

I apologize for the corporeo-centric language in my previous skeet. I’m very appreciative of everyone informing me that instead of using “brains” I should have used the more inclusive terms “consciousness containing material vessel” or “meat computer” instead

I cast Detect Thoughts

DM: Ok, surface level thoughts or are you going deeper?

Just the surface level. I don’t want them to have a chance to notice us.

DM: I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS

I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS

I’M THINKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND NO ONE KNOWS

If you’re gonna steal the passphrase to the guildhall by rifling through my childhood memories you should at least have to deal with my imposter syndrome and intrusive thoughts

Pro DM tip: ALWAYS punish your players for using detect thoughts, not because it’s morally dubious but because conscious beings have fucked up things pop into their brains all the time and that’s just good immersion

@adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @samfromwendover.bsky.social please make Jet Lag: Iron Chef. It will not be very successful.

To add an urbanism twist they can leave the apartment to get ingredients but they have to take public transport or walk.

Reverse Iron Chef: instead of giving professional food creators a full kitchen and a special ingredient you put them in a single guy’s apartment and hope they have a clean pot.

lifted trucks are just penny farthing bicycles change my mind

i wonder if i could mind meld with crows if i give them acid

i’m really bummed that Betelgeuse isn’t going to explode

are you saying that I don’t need to maintain a list of everyone i’ve ever met and all the reasons they probably hate me

huh.

therapy is cool and all but have you ever thought about creating a society that didn’t need professional support to live in

the next time someone asks me for my sign i’m going to tell them that i’m a millennial/gen-x cusp with gen-z rising