chilly

swallowing a handful of Altoids just to feel something

The horrors are persisting a little too well and rapidly for my liking

President's day has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

happy presidents day, I think we should **** ours

Let me on Rogan. I’d be on there saying stuff like “no that’s dumb”

PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.

me in animal crossing

erica kirk and jd vance

they are siblings I swear

penguins sliding on their bellies has equivalent vibes to scissors gliding through the wrapping paper

kid rock and rfkjr shoulder to shoulder looking like the camel leather seats of a 1980 sedan that's been baking in the Arizona sun for forty five years

they're hosting a seminar on how to achieve that perfect shade of hotdog skin

yay!

it's giving phone alarm

they’re doing the night raids @governorwalz.mn.gov asked for.

ah yes of course, now into the volcano please.....

brushing up on my witchcraft since the legal system is inept

republicans hurriedly burning their No Masks lawn signs...

"They're for protection"

shirt tuck fighting for its life

so true like this post made me so happy and didn't cost a thing

Children are in literal prisons, there is no common sense in that....

Now... Now we make them pay, Pooky. Now we make them ALL PAY.

Yeah we can iron out the logistics but a proper country would have drawn and quartered them by now

the only thing to be engaging with a pedophile is a trigger

tbph we should be dragging trump out that white house by his wretched rotting nutsak

Peaceful sleeping homer meme: "how I sleep at night knowing I've never championed a pedophile"

It's 2026 I need to be able to do two different emoji reacts at once

Random shoutout.. Minnesota board/card game nerds, head over to Galaxy Games in Eagan. They weren't on the small business list that was going around for Jan 23rd observers but they were closed that day in support. Lots of good stuff available and had a friendly vibe. Games can bring us together!

hummingbirds:

Trump hasn’t changed shit. They moved the obvious SS officer and Trump might have whipped Stephen Miller a bit but that’s why Miller built the sex swing in the first place

The more that Tim Walz insists he believes Tom Homan is acting in good faith, the more I think that Walz is acting in *bad* faith!