I love a good Sousa March but every time I hear this I only see the marching band in Animal House 😂

Bummer

Alexa, play Sultans of Swing 🎸🎵

Starbucks are in Targets
I don’t do either one

Job well done Congressman.

I sure hope they’re getting a good laugh at his expense.
He’s our illustrious congressman and I know I am laughing!

He respected them so much that he fed them cold McDonald’s. They‘ve spent their entire time as Olympic champs being used like trained seals and getting shit on by everyone sensible and I, personally, love that for them. I hope the women have fun at Flav’s party.

You need an ID to register to vote

Take note Dem Candidates: Each & every Republican Senator and Congressperson who applauded upon hearing Trump proposing to replace income tax w/ Tariffs, should have a close-up video of them clapping – broadcasted far and wide by all their DEM opponents. Tariffs are massively unpopular and illegal.

Ooh, I’ve made this but with pecans, kind of like German chocolate cake

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

This is also the district that brought us Ron DeSantis 🤦‍♀️

They laid off about 1500 passport employees 🤦‍♀️

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‪Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Priceless

Along with his lovely wife

I grew up a Pirate fan
was great when I was younger, not so good lately

The White Sox have a Pope

Apparently they didn’t see the Shakira show 🤦‍♀️

How Yuppie of them

Yes it’s a Chevette I had a 4 door in blue all through college
I loved that car, it held a lot 😂

🥄

Did they not prepare anything for Savannah???

I can’t buy Goya anymore
Ever since Ivanka did that promo in the White House

(easy to find alternatives in Florida)

No CA or IL 🤷‍♀️

Someone explain to me why the men’s names are redacted?

THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?

Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.

They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.

For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.

www.startribune.com/walz-demands...

ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi atomwaffen group

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets