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Andor the Relentless

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Former journalist, then charity PR, now a one-man waste of NHS resources. Undercover Lancastrian in Hertfordshire.

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There are folk clubs I used to go to that make you think he succeeded.

27.02.2026 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A monochrome photo of a swan. It is dipping its beak in the water.

A monochrome photo of a swan. It is dipping its beak in the water.

Swan

26.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes there are flares, but yes.

24.02.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We'd put holes in it. Unlike last time."

23.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the minor tragedies of modern Britain is that electric bikes have become associated with drug dealers and phone thieves*, when they are really an ideal urban transport option for a lot of people.

*Or the ne'er-do-well of your choice.

23.02.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is hope for the world

22.02.2026 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The solution to a Squareword puzzle. One of the correct words is ARSES.

The solution to a Squareword puzzle. One of the correct words is ARSES.

Well, I never expected to see such language in a word puzzle, especially one called Square Words.

22.02.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD
Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (3/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR3...

21.02.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My parents' solicitor was Mr. Titt. A friend of mine is a lawyer called Pratt. I dearly wanted them to go into partnership.

20.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a long time, I kept two old university text books simply because they put my laptop solidly at exactly the right height for meetings when working at home.

20.02.2026 09:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a great learning tool, but a bit pointless if you're already good at cryptics. I couple of years ago I was hopeless at cryptic crosswords after years of trying, and I have credit Minute Cryptic with getting me properly started on the path.

20.02.2026 09:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Place on the front row at the Cenotaph for men who never served in the military but reckon they would have been great at WW2.

17.02.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Marie.

17.02.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flares and hair: apprentices at Bolton Painting Contractors, Horwich, off to the Bier Keller in Blackpool, 1975 (Bolton News).

17.02.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[SOMEWHERE IN LAUSANNE, scribbling frantically]: "Mixed team high..." That's a brilliant idea! What else have you got?

16.02.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people say โ€œI hate writing but I love having written,โ€ they are not saying โ€œI love that some completed text exists.โ€

They are saying โ€œI love getting to the end of the process and realizing that all the work was worth it, that this sentence really pops, that I nailed it.โ€

16.02.2026 11:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 362 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

We forget how long she had been in politics before she became PM. She'd been an MP for two decades and in shadow or actual cabinet for more than half that, and LOTO for a few years by the time it was written.

We've become used to people being talked of as leaders after only a term or two as a MP.

16.02.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "out of phase" sound on the Fender Strat was originally a glitch that guitarists found when shifting the pickup selector switch: it could as easily have given no sound, but gave you two pickups at a time. Later models turned this into a setting you could choose.

16.02.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

15.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry for not understanding, but I'm going to be taking a BEV to the Netherlands for the first time this summer, and I'm not sure from this what the issue is? The variation in price? Availability? Will I struggle to find a charger?

15.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those of us who remember looking at maps that demonstrate the rain shadow in O-level Geography, this is remarkable. My home town, one of the most reliably rainy places in England, appears to be nearing drought conditions.

14.02.2026 09:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect

13.02.2026 06:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bob Weir

12.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a banger not in English:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdM3...

10.02.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a DVD of Hard Boiled for Christmas, and one of the delights was watching it with my daughter, who then invited all of her friends over to watch it.

Of course, now it looks like I will have to buy it again to read Vern's essay.

10.02.2026 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Fables show was amazing and I'm very excited to already have my ticket for the Pageant tour. Incredible performances without just being copies.

10.02.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly this. Half of the western classical canon is in Latin. And even when Latin was widely understood, things like Viderunt Omnes stretch the syllables so much that they lose all meaning and are just pure, human sound.

09.02.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having to type "jorts" might cause Derek to explode.

09.02.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLook me in the eye and tell me you know what to wear to a vigilโ€ might be the greatest line of TV dialogue this century. Perfect set up, writing, delivery.

08.02.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is brilliant, and if you aren't sure then the first season does work as a one-and-done so you can stop there if you aren't digging it. But you will never guess where it winds up from the start.

08.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0