This week’s spicy vocab drop is all about… 💦➡️🚫
Ever heard of “Onanism”? It’s an old-school word for finishing anywhere but where babies are made. Sometimes it means solo play. Sometimes it means the classic “pull out and pray” technique.
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Happy Valentine’s Day 💋
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Did you know? Today is Rose Day 🌹
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