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Mario Fans during the surprise MAR10 DAY Direct on March 10th 2026

this… is a hashtag table

mods with “better” in the name never actually feel like they live up to their names either? one of the biggest modpacks is “better minecraft” which straight up tells you to play it instead of vanilla on the modpage and it’s literally the most uninspired kitchen sink of all time?

immaculate taste

something something my 9 games dot com

Me when I’ve been procrastinating on calling my plumber for a while now

Ah my mistake. I asked copilot 20 and it read me this information in a jim carrey voice and attached a version of my family photo where everyone was fused into a 20-armed chimera. The water level of lake michigan dropped 5 inches.

fake news i fear. Windows 20 actually sells your banking info to a third party that withdraws 40$ an hour on their behalf

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

in 2027 the white house will still be tweeting shit along the lines of “our President is super in shape and super intellegent and his libido is crazy too!” and a week later he’ll show up to an interview looking like this

A Plains, Sunflower Plains and Flower Forest biome bordering a river.

A small island of Birch Forest surrounded by river.

Land Ahoy 1.1 progress! I previously had them only appear in certain biomes but I finally decided to add Beta-like beaches to every biome, and I’m super happy with how they look. (Screenshots taken with the OrthoCamera mod)

you don’t like all the physical releases that released in limited quantities 2 years before you heard of them and can only be obtained on facebook marketplace for 300 dollars?

I only have celiac so i at least get an explanation when my entire body shuts down for two weeks, i have no idea how people survive the “your immune system randomly hates you for no reason” ones

impeccable taste

ok but compared to the gen 8 starter designs they’re practically fine art

they gave him surgery to remove the nut from its head

this is my son chudbert, he has suffered multiple car accidents as a kid, he has glass bones and paper skin, he had to have his heart replaced, and he's only 4 years old. and he's green.

That explains it

I keep hearing about people learning things from the terror leek so it must be really smart, maybe a psychic type?

i can’t say i’m all that excited about the actual presentation in question but my friend and i are doing bingo cards and i desperately need to win bragging rights

pokemon bingo card ready

what the hell is a "terror leek"

Whenever Donkey Kong’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, where’s Donkey Kong?

i don’t think you understand, my collection of 20 year old editing software are all my precious little children and are wholly incapable of sin. i’m also scared of file extensions with more than 3 characters in them

minecraft: babies

Hey i know that guy

Pepper-wrongi

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Pepper-wrongi

tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind

the fuckass mewgenics rat song has been giving me psychic damage for an entire week now

send help

Couldn’t care less about the actual content of 26.1 but all the changes under the hood and the concept of 26.1 modpacks have me practically scratching tally marks on the wall in anticipation

every few months i install shaders, walk into a forest, see a pig glowing with the brightness of a thousand suns, and uninstall shaders

i’ve been trapped in this cycle since 2018

how has it been almost 20 years and nobody has figured out to make a minecraft shader that doesn’t make mobs glow like LED headlights on a jeep