just Dave

it’s funny. because it’s… bigger than normal hats

[Exit Murderer.]

so help me god if Kirill Kaprizov’s politics ever become a Discourse I’m moving our family to an off the grid shack in the woods

I saw urban turkeys do a mid-day set at Soundset 2010

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

Law Roach Posay could be something too maybe idk

huh when that happens to foreign ppl (or foreign looking ppl) here they get beaten by the secret police and then sent to one of our concentration camps 🤔

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

[lockheed martin commercial trying to drum up good press] our war drones will help find your dog ☺️

hey guys I need a quick ~$10k or so, it’s for uhhhh mutual aid, pic unrelated

followed soon after by What, No Coat season

Just got a message from South High saying “We currently have requests totaling $33,965 for rent and we have $7500 available tomorrow. Please try to share the gofundme widely! Thanks”

Well, that simply will not do. I'll match the first $900. Please help my fellow South High families if you can! 🖤🧡🖤

gave $50, thx for boosting visibility for the ones most in need! my fam lives in south mpls and have been raising money for Lyndale School, so we might as well spread it around to other schools too

he was king during the Lol So Random 🤪 Era during mid-to-late aughts and then we all agreed we can only mine so much comedy from that and we moved along

Mercury in Retrograde

open.spotify.com/track/6PT1dL...

can’t tell if you’re saying this in a brave way that makes the image relevant

fantastic article. headline says “nobody knows why” but the combination of ‘the police aren’t finding much coke during their arrests’ as well as ‘coke levels up / BZE levels down, indicating it might be bc the coke was taken with booze’

so basically… a bunch of cool ass parties and clueless cops

lol honestly is there a better example of Bluesky blocking than over an extremely petty Bit

they had to keep trying until someone was finally able to make Feel It Still

@jayboller.bsky.social are we sure Mitch is a “Minnesota comedian”, I mean he obvi started here but didn’t he kinda become A Thing once he was outside of MN 🤔😏

A 25th(ish) Anniversary Oral History of Mitch Hedberg’s Never-Released Movie - Racket The Minnesota-shot comedy 'Los Enchiladas!' premiered at the 1999 Sundance Film Festival, but never received a proper release. Twenty years after the death of its writer/director/star, that could soon...

Happy belated birthday, Mitch! (It was yesterday.)

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

We’re bringing them weekly groceries and helping out however we can. We already fundraised $1,500 to cover their back rent for Feb and now we’re raising for March rent, we have $850 to go. If anyone has ability to donate, we’d so appreciate it!

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Hi all 👋 - mutual aid request incoming

Our family is connected to a neighbor family through Lyndale school, a mom with two young boys. They are very sweet and hate asking for help (same!) but they really need it right now as they’ve been scared to leave their house since December due to ICE

[johnny drama serious threatening voice] sit down

inside you are two wolves

hey boss I won’t be at work this week because did you see that hockey game

Olympics give Jack Hughes a gold tooth challenge