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10.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, agreed.

10.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hadn't realised the gap from you to the bottom three had shrunk so much.

10.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damsel took the dog for a walk, I didn't make it the pool but I did have a lovely nap.

We did have a missile alert in the morning, but the all-clear came pretty quick.

10.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Schools sent staff home for week, then brought half-term forward a couple of weeks. But for me I'm just off!

All the touristy places are dead, but we are quite busy, feels like a real community hub, like when we had floods (!) a couple of years back!

09.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks mate. We're ok, nice to be off same time as Damsel!

09.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went to The Conti once. With Mo Johnston, who'd been invited by Ian Rush.

Big crew going, met in the Moat House. When one asked how everyone would get in, Rushie just pointed at his own face.

09.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time I went I was wearing white jeans.

They didn't last the weekend.

09.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proper Scouse party tune.

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bap? BAP?

NAP!

09.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh mate, if we have to get out, it'll be to lovely Palawan, not bloody Liverpool!

09.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't get any missile alerts today so taking that as a win.

Plans for tomorrow include taking Mylo for a walk, having a bap and going the pool. Let's see if that works out.

09.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Don't take my mug anywhere!

One day I was messaging Julesy, whilst wearing a 70s Marvel comics Dr Strange t-shirt.

Whilst he was with Dr bloody Strange.

FUMING!

09.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are absolutely no sirens.

09.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing.

09.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour

23.02.2024 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1525 ๐Ÿ” 219 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Vanilla- 'No Way, No Way' (Official Music Video)
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youtu.be/V_D-qJ4hfss?...

08.03.2026 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stick a pork knuckle in.

Not a euphemism.

08.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You lads need to get onto the bum hose.

Life-changing.

07.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No grey in the mirror in my eyes, then staggered in the barbers chair every single time at what's cut off.

07.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, hopefully. But same time we saw that announcement, the airport closed supposedly from another drone strike. Let's see. Going for a few days beach holiday next week up the coast for a break. They're under attack too like, but change of scenery!

07.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See, they look mental to me. Even though they're similiar lines.

Years of Nike mental conditioning clearly.

07.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I'm as scowzzzze as they come, so abandoning the usual 110s / Gazelles etc was quite a big step.

07.03.2026 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MTV Europe classic.

07.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funnily enough, I've just remembered, my godparents (Captain Ken - Sheriff from Louisiana and his wife Ms. Roxanne), their favourite place IN THE WORLD IS...

CHESTER.

Must be fate.

07.03.2026 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WELL, I'm trying to liaise with American family currently, so that we can all have a Griswold-style European Vacation. Too far for us to get to them or them to us, and I've no interest in going the US currently given situation.

Sure in amongst the trips to the Tower of London time for spicy margs!

07.03.2026 10:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is literally everyone heading up now the school term has moved?

We're going from 15th for a few days.

07.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this time next year when it's time to book for the third time... we'll definitely pick somewhere else!

Very much chortled at the first line :)

SAY HI TO MUM.

07.03.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0