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I've seen several of those films, I don't think it's going to turn out well

Why do therapists and psychiatrists all love playing phone tag when 99% of people who need therapy and psychiatry are terrified of phone calls and very bad at making them

Like why has this system not adapted to the needs of the user

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

The only reason you should ever wear Meta glasses is to record yourself being assaulted for wearing Meta glasses.

I'm sorry you're having a rough time

I'm going to nail some boards over the broken window and light a fire, that'll do it.

lol you can get the full effect on mute

When I'm President the government will pay you to do that.

Some people make money off of playing video games, I don't know why you shouldn't be able to make money off of posting all day.

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

It's not like you really need the incumbency edge in Oklahoma. Not being an incumbent might even benefit whoever is running this year.

I mean, there's no reason that Stitt can't just name a true interim Senator that's not planning on running for the full term in November, and all the other hopefuls can just file before then.

I like how the fact that Turkey is in NATO is basically just irrelevant to the op-ed class

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

i'm still watching and she absolutely does not know. this is simply incredible. i haven't been this happy in months

Again, sometimes you just have to have it to the man, despite all the common sense and morality in the world telling you not to.

This is the funniest way this could've gone down.

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Former Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland is the first Native American to serve as a Cabinet member.

Governor appoints a replacement. Mullin was up for re-election in November anyway, so no special election. Presumably someone would be appointed by the governor as soon as Mullin resigns and be sworn in the next day.

WAIT

BIHHHHHH

Kristi Noem is speaking at a press conference right now about DHS ops. I don’t think they told her she got fired

Oh no oh fuck

Lewandowski bringing Noem home a puppy to kill to make her feel better

It's this dude. Everything is about to become stupider.

If Markwayne Mullin is indicative of the quality of people willing to work for Trump at the 14.5 month mark, it's going to be real ugly in another 12 months.

Something that allows Lewandowski to still have access somehow.

Maybe something will happen in this season