Buck

He’s also threatening to send his army to polling places and there doesn’t seem to be a way to prevent that

then you’ve led a blessed life

not until they do a burnout and the nachos fly directly into your mouth

You’ve confused moral realism and Catholicism again

They’re trying to get us to associate being pro trans with extreme clumsiness!

drove past a car accident today and saw 6 cop cars.

when i was a firefighter, cops did literally nothing useful at accidents. they blocked our apparatus, they argued with us, the didn't do first aid right.

all of them could be replaced by real public servants who would actually help people

you tricked me into learning the awful lyrics for what i thought was a normal song, so who’s the real monster?

it’s not heaven, it’s the place that’s best

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

shout out to women

It’s one of the better chances you’ll have to do a sad trombone in public

@down.blue

I’ll have a diet coke. Shaken, not stirred.

It’s absurd how bad the internet in the San Francisco Bay Area is

An intricate octopus cut from a single piece of paper

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

looks a lot cheaper than crochet!

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

I apparently have anxiety despite no conscious awareness of it so…

unfortunately I’m going to buy them all now

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Every time my jaw pops I think it might be the time this happens for me. Thrilled this is a real possibility for at least some people!

So happy this happened for you!

I always told my wife this would happen for me. I’ve had it a few years less than you so maybe 🤞🏻

First sign you’ve been buying too many ice packs

it’s not your job to diagnose what illness they might have

“That can be a symptom of a chronic illness. You should talk to a doctor about it”

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Obviously mention Kansas when you call today!

An hour isn’t actually enough anyway though. You want it colder than that.