TBG

oh dang I heard "forgive my language" and thought Vance was finally apologizing for Hillbilly Elegy

Look who finally learned to count. Give Kendrick the account password and let’s really make shit Great.

Death by Cherry Garcia is so fucking boss.

It calms me down AND is productive. It’s like exercise for lazy idiots.

We’ve had a president die in the tub, has one died on a turlet before? Crapped himself to death is how you obituary!

Sunday nights I light a joint and clean my shoes while I watch John Oliver. It’s my zen.

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I hate sounding like a whore ReShoevn8r really is THAT shit. Also not sure if you’ve ever seen this but creases are no longer a fear! Safe trip. youtube.com/shorts/_sXzT...

Thursday edition

Ken for President

I am so fucking down to grill meats with you sir. A random group of pals lighting grills and making separate plates for everyone. Beef grill, pork grill, chicken grill, seafood grill…yea.

I love this idea…

We gotta make this happen with a random SEC or ACC game.

Don’t invite me places Holly, I won’t leave.

My dream is a group of friends pick a neutral tailgate nobody has interests in and rage like hell at the egg bowl or some shit.

You got Spencer and Ryan but if you ever need two more southern bros that love football, local cuisine, and general fuckery, we ain’t hard to find.

Top 10 afternoon.

We all post silly shit on social media but I gotta admit it’s fun as hell when you meet an online pal like @jerkwheatery.bsky.social and the first thing they say after dapping you up is “check out my kicks! Thought you’d appreciate them!” @502eire.lol witnessed this majestical moment.

Thanks! They’re Zoom Airs and they are easily one of the most comfy shoes I’ve stumbled upon. Highly recommend

Today’s pair

History major haver here…still dumb on most shit but annoying about a few things.

If Hunter S. Thompson dropped some orange barrel and started acing suckers

I’m just shocked at how brazen these mfers are.

We have officially lost it. We can’t claim righteousness while this bullshit is said publicly without receiving a brick to the mouth.

Meet me in Valhalla for an ass kicking of a snack.

New tool lets Louisville residents call St. John Center, not police, to help homeless A new referral tool from the Louisville nonprofit St. John Center can be an alternative to calling 911 or Metro311 on people experiencing homelessness.

St. John Center’s new online referral tool allows people in Louisville to alert the housing service provider about encampments or individuals experiencing homelessness who need assistance, as an alternative to contacting police.

Going bald was a gift. Cowlick in the front coupled with a “double cowlick” on my crown so it was super short, long, or rooster.

I wasn’t jabbing at them just curious how it all adds up because for years it was always described as a weight effect and that doesn’t seem to hold up. Seems more likely than not, folks be snoring.

Dabo Swinney said he confused LSU coach Brian Kelly for singer Brian Kelley of Florida Georgia Line while at the beach this summer. "I went to the stage, took a bunch of pics, texted him: 'Hey man, come play a concert (at Clemson) sometime.'"

Swinney: "Just really stupid on my part -- shocker."

I’m genuinely curious how many people don’t have sleep apnea. I have a 118lb relative on one and constantly hear friends say “got one because overweight”.

I honestly can’t remember sharing a room with any adult that didn’t snore in my life.

Reminder for Philly people. Bobby Bradford is about to turn 91 and rarely plays the East Coast. Y'all are incredibly lucky and shouldn't miss this for the world!