NOBODY BELIEVED ME THAT I HAD TWO STUDENTS WITH SCURVY AND THEY SAID SCURVY DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE
so suck on this lemon, or actually any piece of fruit, haters
and all you beige-food-enabling parents need to stop it
best wishes to the kid ofc
12.03.2026 23:06
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Ludicrous headline above a picture of the empty suit parading as a PM - Luxon - reads
Politically Correct:
Could this be the crisis that makes Christopher Luxon?
π€£ππ€£ Honestly, heβs demonstrably worse than he was on day 1 and theyβre still trying to sell him like heβs a wine thatβs supposed to improve with age but was corked on day 1. #nzpol
Give it a rest Henry, we see him, we hear him and we live with the end result of his actions.
12.03.2026 22:32
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When you're paying $3 a litre for petrol... Remember Luxon's govt crashed the EV market, slashed public transport & cycleway spending & cut fees for importing gas guzzlers by 80% - turning NZ into a dumping ground for the worlds dirtiest most oil hungry vehicles.
Credit @newsroom.co.nz for the graph
12.03.2026 20:43
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Hey look, @bootstheory.bsky.social and @dimsie.bsky.social - I think we can conclusively say where Bryce and Danyl are getting their dog shit ideas from.
12.03.2026 23:31
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Beef, lamb, onions and wine: Kiwi dinner time staples in huge demand offshore
How most of NZ's meat goes offshore, driving up local prices.
Daily, if not multiple times are day we are bombarded with the evidence of how we have completely fucked the fundamentals of our economy, all the while being told that exports are the only way to grow NZ Inc.
Food insecurity is a construct of NeoLiberalism
www.rnz.co.nz/news/in-dept...
12.03.2026 22:32
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Nothing has changed for National nor their voters
Remember National also vetoed the Dove's Auckland Rapid Transit Plan, they also tried to veto the Mangere Sewerage Treatment Plant because dumping into the Waitemata cost less
Nats tried to Veto CRL until Len and AKL business told Key to pull π
12.03.2026 23:24
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New shorter ferries: $596 million.
Paid to Hyundai for zero big ferries: $222 million.
Total cost of ferries: $818 million.
So we're paying $409 million per smaller rail enabled ferry.
We would have paid $225 million per larger rail enabled ferry.
Saving money? Pull the other one.
12.03.2026 22:50
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Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?
Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.
Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.
12.03.2026 16:36
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Stuff headline
The Covid immunity cycle: Why catching the virus is basically our new booster
Lloyd Burr
March 12, 2026 β’ 4:00am
π¨ If anyone has contacts at Stuff to get this headline updated urgently please do so.
Expert advice is that getting Covid repeatedly is not like building immunity, it's more like accumulating damage. Each infection raises your risk of long Covid and serious complications.
This is unacceptable.
12.03.2026 03:03
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Wonder how long before Luxon begrudgingly asks Kiwis that can to work from home to lessen β½ demand. #nzpol
12.03.2026 02:14
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If, like me, you joined InternetNZ last year to ensure your point of view was not overwhelmed when it came to board election (thanks) and AGM voting, then it's coming up time to renew your membership to continue that mission.
If you didn't join last year, maybe you'd like to this year?
12.03.2026 04:56
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12.03.2026 03:50
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Stars and Stripes huge headline HITLER DEAD
I wonder what our headlines will look like when it happens.
11.03.2026 12:33
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Ah, Heinz. Closing the factories in New Zealand because you can.
Time to stop selling everything offshore and hoping they keep us employed instead of treating us like a cash cow.
Looking at all of you.
11.03.2026 04:27
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Goose chase meme
NEW ZEALANDERS ARE EATING LESS VEGETABLES?
WHY ARE THEY EATING LESS VEGETABLES MUTHAFUCKER?
imgflip.com
They are still victim blaming us #NZPol
11.03.2026 18:26
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Everyone else in the room when a former DOGE employee was deposed.
11.03.2026 20:41
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Remind me again... which nation was busy building the ferries that Nicola Willis cancelled?π€π€¬
We won't be getting any favours when we have to beg for fuel, and none of it will be discounted.
Thanks Nicola.π©π©
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
11.03.2026 09:38
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but if it was we'd be winning
11.03.2026 20:59
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I'm glad we went through all that pain from austerity and cost-cutting for fucking nothing. Just like every other time it's been tried by every other government. At some point we're going to need a government that is going to invest in the people that live here.
11.03.2026 18:42
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Heβs not playing chess literally. Heβs not playing chess figuratively. Heβs not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.
11.03.2026 11:52
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How things change
11.03.2026 03:12
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The troubles
11.03.2026 08:16
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when Mexico goes up 1-0 in the 1st and then they and Italy keep their bats glued to their shoulders the rest of the game
11.03.2026 12:08
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Fuckin' Firefly?! π
11.03.2026 10:26
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