Mal Hazel

“Okay Strutter, it’s very simple. Ride towards your opponent, hold lance, don’t get hit, stay in saddle. Got it?”
“Just one question, Kitty Cat”
“Which is?”
“Who’s Lance?”

🙈🙈🙈
The Tournament of Champions continues
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So, after an evening of reading, research & review, the new campaign is set
I backed and received the Sands of Doom on Kickstarter by Mr Rheex & have always wanted to revisit the 5e conversion of The Lost City by @goodmangames.bsky.social

It’s going to be a (sand) blast!
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Never cast Time Stop when you have a heavy cold…

A “supposed” non-combat event…
First question asked…
“Why is there a jousting competition? I can’t even ride a horse! I’m half goat, for Crikey’s sake!!”

The banners are raised, the arenas are set
A fanfare is sounded, as champions are met
Our heroes are invited to step onto the stage
The tournament of Borders Keep is coming of age

A cheeky midweek one shot tonight
#StrutterRules

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And so with the Goblins defeated, our heroes receive their reward
An invitation to the Keep’s Gala Feast for defeating the evil horde
A meeting with the regal Castellan & the wizard they did save
A feast worthy of champions & a song to praise the day

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Good morning Sir
I hope that you’re keeping well
You created a magnificent masterpiece for me last year
I was wondering what your talented creative juices were like on production of a new image of a Satyr Bard that would make my fellow players seethe with envy?
I’ll email you in a bit

A Dragonborn wizard, battered & bruised
Has had his wagon stolen with potions & brews
Goblin raiders intent on raiding a village
Our heroes are requested to prevent this pillage

Raining Goblins on the Borderlands commences
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Okay, who else had “Construct a Goblin trebuchet to attack a local village” on their Bingo card this morning?
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My late uncle took falconry to the next level…
(Non UK residents born post 1980 will not get this 🥸)

Glad I dug these out from @lokebattlemats.bsky.social
😂😂
Never has casting Vicious Mockery felt so empowering

The priest, Fazzir has a grave request
The undead are rising & suffering unrest
If our heroes can solve this riddle, he would kindly reward
As the temple bell rings at midnight to summon the deathly horde

One Shot Borderlands tonight 🎲🎲🎲
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A secret delivery from Clockwork Arcana
Notebooks, bookmarks & dice 🎲
The new campaign is shaping up nicely
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Okay, so the Bardic Inspiration dice slots are loaded
The FLGS only had Disco Pink, but I kinda like them
Let’s see how Dikitis “Strutter” Twinklehoofs hands these out in the next game session
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So, we wrapped up our #dnd session with the Borderland Keep safe & sound, 3 HP, zero spell slots, enough XP to crawl to Level 2 & a meeting with a Dwarven merchant named Gundren Rockseeker who is looking for a few hardy adventurers to escort his trade wagon to a village called Phandelver…. 🤔
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This Heroes of the Borderlands box just keeps giving!
Today we are venturing outside the safety of Borders Keep to track down the local bandits who are disrupting the supply wagons
Let’s hope the petrified wooden dice that @flittertail.bsky.social gifted me for Valentine’s help
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Zorbos
Look like a cute koala bear / meerkat hybrid until it reveals its bloodthirsty intentions. And when it gets hold of the paladin in full plate and absorbs the metal… Mama Mia 🙄

I know I’m fairly late to the party but the quality of the play material, & the amount that you get in the box for the new #dnd Heroes of the Borderlands is staggeringly amazing
Everything you need, from equipment, dice, handouts, NPCs, Monster cards
No DM screen though but it hasn’t stopped the fun

It’s been sat n a shelf since Christmas, so today we’re cracking it open and heading into the Borderlands, with the Tabaxi Sorcerer, Flame of the Spirit of the Mountain Desert Clan (thankfully Flame for short) & my boy, Dikytis “Stuttter” Twinklehoofs with some of the pre-made PCs for support
#dnd

Charged with a quest from the Wizards Three
To find a Rod that is split & lost to history
Can our heroes discover the broken parts
As the fear of Vecna runs cold in their hearts

Convergence of Whispers continues
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Cries for help ring out against the dark
An ancient beast seeks to feed upon it’s mark
Local fishermen scream as the creature attacks
As our heroes ready their crossbows & axe

Frozen depths & frozen deaths await
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We left the gameplay on a combat cliffhanger with the discovery of a fishing boat under attack from a beast from the depths
Sven shouting “For honour & Valhalla” ⚔️
And Mouse crying “Oh b*ll*cks!” 🙄
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two boys standing next to each other with the words so long fare thee well pip pip cheerio on the bottom ALT: two boys standing next to each other with the words so long fare thee well pip pip cheerio on the bottom

Well, after the #dnd session with @flittertail.bsky.social & @claretnblue27.bsky.social yesterday, it’s become quite clear that eyes will need to be kept on the pair of them 👀
(AND can we all please stop blaming Mouse for everything??)
#ttrpg

Oxventure live at the Hackney Empire
Me and @flittertail.bsky.social grabbed a Meet & Greet with the crew (and they are SO blooming nice!)
Can’t wait for the show later 😎
@oxventure.bsky.social

I think cutting off all the sails, setting fire to the ship to cause a distraction whilst forgetting about the gunpowder for the cannons and then trying to blame the captain’s parrot, Mr Beaky, as the pyromaniac responsible has to be up there

So…
This Northman, a Halfling & an Eladrin walk into a bar
The tavern keeper looks up at them and says
“Is this some type of joke?”

A Cold Night in Targos continues next week
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“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.”
A Hat Full of Sky

Witnessing a mother’s birth to her tiny sabre cub
Following a trek through tundra with the Dale Conservation Club
Now the determined Bard must protect her from men’s greedy eyes
As fur wrapped hunters clamber to claim their prize

A Cold Night in the Dark continues
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If in doubt, enter murder hobo mode?

The frozen town of Targos looms
As the Eladrin bard approaches out of the gloom
Zhentarin mercenaries eye her with caution & mistrust
As Koryanna’s search for answers becomes a must

A cold night in Ten Towns continues
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