Lloyd Tavner-Bardtender Vtuber

White or purple

And now you have to sleep in it

You're the one who has to help me paint all this 👀

An unhealthy amount of Mechanicus units being bought with a imperial knight set splashed in

I am making unwise financial decisions #warhammer

a woman in a purple dress is applying lipstick and looking at herself in the mirror ALT: a woman in a purple dress is applying lipstick and looking at herself in the mirror

I can hear @scissorsrunner.bsky.social belting Red Flags/Human Centipede at the top of her lungs in the shower, and while she's absolutely killing it I am now concerned about her motivation for inviting me over... 😰

ScissorsRunner doing a pose with a cool hat covering her face as the kanji for "menacing" flanks either side of her in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

The absolute menace of this woman before she forces a crippled to hike 15 km to look at dinosaur feet pics
@scissorsrunner.bsky.social

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

FURBY LLOYD OH MY GOD

Live over!
THE FURBENING IS HAPPENING slowly but surely @lloydtavner.bsky.social is going to succumb to the curse❤️
Thank you @bluepyxie.bsky.social @taliaellis.bsky.social for the raid!✨
We sent the sog to @melled42.bsky.social 💦
Until next time, behave
Cya!
#wip

PLEASE HELP ME, SHE'S TURNING ME INTO A MARKETABLE ABOMINATION!!!

2022-->2026
ribbit - 3 forms 🐸👾
#cyberpond #vtuber

Become furby title card

Tonight, same time, same channel, in roughly five hours, I'm turning @lloydtavner.bsky.social into THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!!!
...
No, it's not an upward quilled hedgehog!
IT'S A FURBY!
Come and reject your humanity with us ~

www.twitch.tv/scissorsrunner

ScissorsRunner is very insistent that I try Italian Burger King while I'm over and I'm not going to lie I'm kind of scared 😨

The feet pics in question

a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying ALT: a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying

It sure felt like 15km!

Thank you, it's been a blast

15 kms is about 166,667 hamburgers long

ScissorsRunner doing a pose with a cool hat covering her face as the kanji for "menacing" flanks either side of her in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

The absolute menace of this woman before she forces a crippled to hike 15 km to look at dinosaur feet pics
@scissorsrunner.bsky.social

Come over and you can share with us!

Water, cocktails, and an assortment of Italian appetizers

An Italian pizza with smoked trout and apple slices

Slice of the same pizza with a bite taken out of it

A cocktail with spices and gold leaf on top

Enjoying the food here in Italy so far (Not pictured, Stefano's fantastic home cooking)

It's been terrifying

Sweet little @scissorsrunner.bsky.social being a low-key juggalo was not a lore drop I was expecting this trip

As someone with troubles getting good sleep, I'll take 20

I'm summoning @scissorsrunner.bsky.social and her fiance as my gank squad. I call dibs on looting the hat

The Italians are fighting back against me by ringing church bells hoping I'll burst into flames

My invasion was a success. I squeezed the swamp cat and then passed out in the guest room. Good first day 😊

I am temporarily entering Germany, they better have schnitzel and beer ready for me at the terminal or I'm giving the country a 3 star rating

Now I gotta find someone with a fucking Apple TV account to bum off of 👿