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restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

the thing about people like glenn greenwald saying that trump broke his promise to them is that you have to be the absolute stupidest motherfucker on the planet to believe that donald trump, violent racist bully, is a man dedicated to peace. 1

Anyway here is a poem I wrote about my Palestinian dad

Twin Peaks title generator with text that reads "I wonder if there's beer on the sun"

really a good sign about OpenAI's own prediction of its trajectory that it is lunging at the killbot, mass surveillance and porn use cases before a lawyer could even read the contracts

Trump’s Border Czar Says He’ll “Educate” Pope Leo XIV on Catholic Teaching Homan argues Leo XIV is wrong on deportations — and says his Catholic grade school education in the 1960s qualifies him to explain the faith’s “always pro–law enforcement” stance.

What's a motherfucker gotta do to earn an excommunication these days?

Thank Zenithar it's Fredas

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Demons - comm work

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Cassini NAC RGB view taken on 2010-03-24. Distance to Rhea: 1.24 million km Distance to Saturn: 1.77 million km Phase angle: 86 deg

Rhea, Epimetheus transiting - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/bsqAsp

A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link walks up some dark stairs

A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link looks at an ancient mural of a dream whale

A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link battles a shadow version of themselves

A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link comforts a wounded man in the sewers

The 40th anniversary of Zelda is all the excuse you need to submerge yourself in classic Katsuya Terada art.

It's kinda annoying how solar panels were hung around the neck of the left as impractical pie in the sky treehugger shit *right* up until it started outcompeting every other energy source. Then suddenly, instead of going "hey the left was correct about solar" it's no longer a "left" idea!

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

Ari Drennen @AriDrennen Follow The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40 nxthompson A @nxthompson •22h An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

This is so spot on

Go Jumbos baby

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. A man shivers in bed while a smiling lady in a red mask shows off her bandage on her arm. Text: Noses are red Ice packs are blue I'm vaxed so miss me with severe symptoms of flu.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Two lady scientists shrug lackadaisically. Text reads: My love for you can't be explained by science. Just like the new federal vaccine guidelines.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Protesters in Minneapolis wear thick clothes and hold signs of support for immigrant neighbors. Text reads: To the health departments in the Twin Cities: Love unites us. Our hearts are with you.

Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).

"cooled by the vacuum of space" - huh, neat. hey does anyone know how thermoses work

Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.

An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University

A cauliflower

Arrives before Valentine's Day

pixel art on a small canvas, four colors (yellowish tan, light green, medium blue and dark blue): top-down perspective of a city scene with apartment buildings, lit by low afternoon sunlight: a street and sidewalk in the foreground, building in the center has a market with awning ("MARKET" written on it) and steps up to an inset doorway to the apartments above. In the windows in the central building and the ones to each side, the windows are variously empty, have decorations, shades drawn, a plant on a balcony, figures in the shadows, and a person leaning out over one window ledge. There is a raised structure on the central building with door access to the roof. Door on the left building, a bird on the roof. Window on the main floor of the building to the right, letters above. Three buildings with windows, in shadow, in the background. In the alleyways between buildings are wires, a laundry line, a dumpster, a fire escape

Afternoon light

#pixelart #ドット絵

the popularity of using religious texts as a rhetorical defense for atrocities owes a lot to the fact that deities rarely show up to correct you

Macbeth: SHIT