At the Rutters Gas Station cash register counter today;
Me: How about them gas prices?
Attendant: Wild
Me: Do you have to raise them manually?
Attendant: Nope. They do that in Corporate.
Me: Oh. Do they let you know?
Attendant: Nope. We find out when the customers come in and scream at us.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Well, it helps if one of the is a gibbering, demented idiot.
Fair.
🚨BREAKING: 92,000 jobs LOST!
Unemployment arrow pointing straight UP to 4.4%.
Economists expected a gain of 50,000. That’s not a miss — that’s a 142,000-job catastrophe in 28 days.
He owns this economy —Trump is for himself and not for AMERICA or the people!
#TrumpsJobsSlump
Remember just three months ago when according to the Administration gas was below $2?
the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
Wow. That is (literally) awesome!
The FBI does not interview someone four times unless they think they're credible. Trump raped a 13-year-old child.
The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.
Holy carp.
Florida? They can have her.
Plenty of good plastic surgeons in Florida…
I wonder where Kristi’s new office will be located. Will she “work” outta some dump Federal building in DC, or from her home in some Dakota or other?
Will she get free Secret Service protection? Did she grift enuf while in power to be able to afford her own?
Could be awkward. She’s srsly hated.
I doubt she’s willing to incriminate herself further to take him down. She’ll want a juicy Pardon to keep quiet.
If it ain't one thing, it's another.
Well let’s see if the Senate confirms the ex-MMA Senator Mullen as her replacement. He’s an incompetent goon. I wouldn’t let him run a frozen yogurt cart.
I assume Mullen will get Fetterman’s vote because that guy is broken. Hopefully no other Democrats will vote for him.
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
Ahahahahahahaah! Give up the sex plane and the Coast Guard Housing, Bitch!
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It’s our job to throw sand in the works as Trump seeks to destroy the world. Protest, recuse to fund a war of choice, everything. He is deranged
Measles outbreak in Detention Center (Prison Camp). Welcome to the 19th century!
NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities
McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.
Someone needs to take Peepaw’s car keys away.
Protect the penguins! Those little guys are delicious!
The lions, tigers, wolves, bears, rhinos, leopards, and chimps got out. We don't really have a plan but we're confident it'll be ok.
Well this will be unimaginably awful.
The Trump train is crashing.
"Every bullet and air defense asset we give Ukraine is one that we can't use to defend Taiwan."
-proceeds to drop 2,500 kinetic strike packages on Iran in four days for no apparent reason triggering a response that drains every Patriot Missile on two continents-
