Andrew

Can you join the group chat from the Pixel advert? Asking for a friend

He's trying to be Des'ree with her piece of toast but he doesn't have the vernacular. He's nothing like that, nothing of the sort.

Seen a few folk say "it's really distinctly British" - aye, in the sense that it's utter shit

From what I've heard of the UK's Eurovision entry, participating was only the second-most embarrassing thing we could've done this year, aside from sending that

"Who's the fairest of them all?"

"That's a great question - and asking it shows a level of maturity because you haven't assumed it's you.

It depends on what your definition of fair is. Would you like me to list some common qualities so we can narrow it down together?"

I've just realised some weirdo is going to make a real "magic mirror" off Snow White with some creepy AI built in. I can feel it.

Joani Reid is a particularly nasty terf who once described trans people as a “virus” so excuse me if I am very much enjoying/crossing my fingers for her downfall lol

*manifesting* La Voix's House of Games

Aye, who refuse to devolve drug policy 🫠 exhausting

Nudes > porn

Reminder that Labour refuse to support rolling out safe consumption rooms despite Glasgow's saving over 100 lives in a year through overdose prevention and making over 600 referrals to external support services for users.

they’ve officially gone to pot

The Labour Party continues to be evil.

Labour shouldn't move at all, says slug. I know your game!!

If progressives didn't beat you, how come you're not an MP, Matty?

My main takeaway from this is that Hannah Spencer is a Pixel girly, so I trust her

You thought the Harry Potter series was bad before? Now he'll explicitly be the villain, and Voldemort will be applauded for an ethnic cleansing. Superman will apologise for killing the fascist. CNN will become a live stream of Eric Trump talking about how the Chinese control the weather.

Lost how the DOJ had anti-trust concerns over a streamer owning WBD, vs. a company which already owns film studios, a streamer, cable and broadcast networks. This is genuinely the worst outcome.

The deeply irritating thing about the "war on drugs" is Scotland is disproportionately impacted by it, but successive UK governments show no willingness to work with the Scottish government on devolving drug policy.

Babe I'm just watching telly, don't give yourself that much credit

Losing your double ended dildo is how Keir Starmer describes last week at Downing Street

Her concert has pissed me off so bad that I simply can't listen to her

I don't think I want HIS reputation

Saying "Andrew has been arrested" is really not helpful for me right now, fellas

Exactly!!!!! How is this news?!

You mean her hot ice cream, the ice cream that's hot?

24 seasons of Top Model and only now you think Tyra is unhinged? Okay

I too have a fever

We need to confront people with these things. Voting for Reform is a vote for discrimination, division, and hate.