It's the Too-late Turing Tax.
08.03.2026 16:56
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It's the Too-late Turing Tax.
Every time someone mentions a Turing Test I want them to pump their fists in the air about queer excellence and then go donate $50 to anti-conversion-therapy charities IMMEDIATELY
@infamousfiddler.bsky.social: "This is interesting."
Me: "Isn't that obvious?"
Amy: "Actually it has a lot of details, like the difference between casual and professional artists in context."
Me: "...yeah, the hed and subhed do not do the article justice."
hyperallergic.com/suffering-fr...
TONIGHT in Lake Mills, WI!
TOMORROW in Janesville, WI!
Come see me play the fiddle! Come sing along so I feel strong!!
Lake Mills, 6-9pm tonight 3/6 at Sunshine Brewing
Janesville, 7-10 tomorrow 3/7 at O'Riley and Conway's Irish Pub
NEW “We’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”
Motion for a "writers' retreat" for authors who have recently completed book and are suffering "creative hangover." Tea, comfort foods, wine to be served, and absolutely no one will ask you, "What's your next project?!" while cheerleaders will daily tell you how great your just published book is.
Right?
"People ask me how I do it?! I pop pills. <3"
a violinist with glasses in a red dress holding a violin on her left shoulder and a sparkly violin bow aloft with her right hand
*grins and hugs* I didn't even know you were on bluesky! Hi! (Happy to remind anyone I'm an infamous fiddler at any time they request.)
Niiiiice!
"Bupropion" scans like the word "America" if anybody wants a little morning anthemic moment:
"Bupropion, bupropion, god shed his grace on thee,
welbutrin crown'd by solid ground and stable mentallyyyyy"
YES! Hahahaha I was really hoping I wasn't the only one :D :D :D
Cyclobenzaprine! Cyclobenzaprine! -benzaprine, benzaprine (benzaprine, benzaprine)
In this town, we take pills,
medicating against life's ills!
Sometimes I sing "Ibuprofen" to the tune of "Uncle Pockets."
I like to sing little songs and parodies to my pills when I take them.
"Cy-clo-benzaprine" scans to "This Is Halloween"
and
"Hydrochlora-thiazide" scans to "Alexander Hamilton."
XD <3 <3 <3
"If you have never had any trouble whatsoever with any hormone, neurotransmitter, etc...and it's never wrecked you, please just take a trophy and shut up and wait? 'Cause in time, you will empathize with me, if you don't die first from "falling anvil" or whatever people with perfect bodies die of."
www.patreon.com/posts/151927... this is an in-depth health update, but there is a painting.
Hey #Music fans and #Wisconsin folks!
Guess who got nominated for Best Violin in the Wisconsin Area Music Industry awards????
oh. Yeah. No, it's me. I just didn't think it was that obvious. Good point, I was the one who asked.
voting.broadjam.com/vote/wami_me...
If you want to vote but would like a recommendation of some fiddlers on that list I really know and like, I recommend Charlene Adzima, Rin Q. Ribble, Heather Lewin, Wendy Lynn Markus, Daithi Wolfe, and Kenny Leiser, but hey, give em all a listen whenever you can! Support your local fiddlers!
Hey #Music fans and #Wisconsin folks!
Guess who got nominated for Best Violin in the Wisconsin Area Music Industry awards????
oh. Yeah. No, it's me. I just didn't think it was that obvious. Good point, I was the one who asked.
voting.broadjam.com/vote/wami_me...
Sizes 8+ are poorly served by jewelry stores , fwiw
www.facebook.com/events/72897... Tomorrow in Janesville, WI at 7pm in the cozy O'Riley and Conway's Irish Pub, you'll look at us and remember:
In Cork We Always Drink Murphy's.
Because it's painted on the wall behind the band.
LET THE VIOLINIST PLAY
#IHaveBiases
At the event, some faculty members were upset about how Stephanie Arado, a U violin professor, was treated after she wore a black tunic with “The Evil Must End Now” on the front and “ICE Out” on the back...Then U police officers told Arado that she had to leave Northrop
It's not just the women and girls we know of. It's all their future work, and everything they could have been, and how we build structures that shelter their abusers. It's how a man's future has always been worth more than my past, present, and future combined.
Next one of mine is to open something luxurious.
It doesn't actually have to be expensive.
You ever open, flatten, and fold a candy wrapper?
Ahhhhh.
It has side effects of me calling things "sleeecy-slicey kneeefy-knifies" and "peeefypooooofy soufflés" and feeling okay about dropping things in the kitchen.
Next one is from me.
I lose the spoon that lets me follow long plots when I'm grieving.
But on youtube there are compilations of swedish chef sketches.
It's like shower beer. Our mom died, the pizza came, she said she'd have hers in the shower.
"What?"
"I keep it out of the spray, what? I am crying in the shower, I don't have time for plates and napkins."
Legit.
Okay! It's time for Unconventional Tips For surviving grief.
Any grief.
Join in with your own! Tip or grief.
First one is from my sister.
It's shower pizza.
