DrRobotix

I'm so glad I'm gay

🥰🥰🥰

So many pretty men on this app

That was close

Nearly googled places that sell handcuffs on the client laptop

That would be awkward to explain

Omg it's so clicky 😍

That sounds positive! Fingers crossed 🤞🏻🤞🏻

*snort laugh*

So I did the thing you're not meant to do and looked what lists people had me on. Someone thinks I'm good for book recommendations! 🥰

First slow burn story with subscription fees lol

Cut to you in a year making boomer-style I wish I hadn't married my AI jokes 😝🤖

Spoken like a true Talaxian

🫂

*has an existential career crisis*

*wonders if it counts as billable time*

It's STILL going??

That's a very good point, now you mention it

Because the train is a lazy top, not a bottom? How else would you get railed?

Bikes spring to mind as the awkward exception

Meanie 😭

Who's side are you on?!

Tbf the idea of a computer is pretty mind-blowing if you really think about it

🤞🏻 best of luck. Keeping everything crossed for you

I'm a software engineer

"I argue with a pedantic, opinionated ghost in a box about exactly how to achieve very specific tasks. Sometimes I win"

Listening to a podcast about the Dodleston Messages, which appeared on a computer in the 80s and seemed to come from a man in 1546. It's got me thinking. How would we ever explain the modern world? Imagine trying to explain your job to a farmer 500 years in the past.

Take the SIM card out?

Anything for an afternoon out 😎

One way to find out!

Me holding up a glass of white wine

Cheers to the weekend

Happy birthday 🎂

EXACTLY

It could be worse. I read that as a mug of tuna at first