charlotte brontësaurus

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people seem to love using ai slop for pictures on powerpoint slides and tbh it’s made me realise that powerpoints are just cocomelon for white collar workers. no one cares if the colourful pictures actually mean anything

why does saying please look so unnatural in an email

business professor really believe they deserve to live

i haven’t been in a class as a student for a couple of years and i am kind of astonished by how addicted to chatbots everyone seems to be

Up to $1.4 billion in medical research remains unused under government cap Researchers say securing funding has become increasingly tough, with many left with no choice but to spend a disproportionate amount of time applying for grants.

Absolutely bonkers stuff. The money exists to pay for research but it's not being disbursed because ???

Australian governments simply don't want a higher education and research sector to exist. Can't see any other explanation.

business professor really believe they deserve to live

octopus travel 🐙 💼

Gillette - Short Dick Man (Original) YouTube video by Lautaro

just found out they had small penis humiliation audios charting in the 90s

just listened to it again and yeah i can’t really disagree

tbh face to face is the only good song on discovery

charlotte brontësaurus announces bid for victorian parliament 2026, promises DEATH PENALTY for driving a car through cbd

if you’re going to be morally bankrupt you should really have someone who’s a good communicator, but the australian labor party benches are completely empty of talent. how can you keep trotting out penny wong to basically admit she has no interest in doing her job

pronouncing sokoban like elon musk pronounces robovan

merzbow midjourney son or arca nft daughter

merzbow only tours so that he can afford his midjourney subscription

how to make yourself want things tutorial for beginners

(rubbing my suspiciously dvd-shaped tummy) no idea where your lord of the rings extended edition box set is. i’ve just been sitting on the couch consuming media all day

most people don’t know this but the saying is actually “if you’re trans AND your name is not charlotte brontësaurus you have to live.” it seems like a pretty strange carveout but someone must have thought it was important

he finally gooned too hard 😔

BREAKING: Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard Among Those Killed in Jestergooning Incident

is there a particularly definitive piece about the salvation army’s discriminatory practices? trying to persuade some older family members to stop giving them money

every month uber emails me to say my account will be deleted in 30 days due to inactivity. please just do it and stop emailing me

like do people realise they are just repeating my self-loathing thoughts back to me when they say this

nobody tell ray blanchard about this please

but doctor, i am girl

how to have boaner. tran gender how to have boaner

coach. im gay. mom. im tran gender

like 30% of your followers crying, throwing up, grinding their cage against the nearest object right now

surgeries i would invent as president:
- elf ears
- fluffy dog tail
- wheels instead of feet
- sick neon underglow for your new wheels
- shotgun fingertips
- spy kids microwave instead of ribcage
- Dolby Atmos Surround Sound System
- super cute razor sharp shark teeth ><
- limbs 2
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