Big day for me
Big day for me
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A little obsessed with Hugh Morris from the Tomodachi Life direct
Half man, half bat, all freak! π¦
Why is putting a mirror on the wall genuinely one of the scariest things ever
Weβre releasing Turnbound in less than 2 hours aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Eeeep Iβm so hyped for youuuu!!!!! β¨
βWhy are we making the main character hit the griddy?
Just trust meβ
I feel like every game dev has one sleep paralysis demon that is just a community manager trying to explain their next wild TikTok idea
Thank you so much eeeep!
I was heavily inspired by βThe Dogβ Artist Collective photos hehehe β¨
I wanted to focus more on traditional art this year after neglecting it for my graphics tablet for so long
So I drew some dogs! πΆ
βWeen
Hey can you pay?
No πββοΈπ
Thank you thatβs such a compliment πββοΈπ«Ά
Nintendo Pop-up haul! (γ»Ογ»)γβ
Hair matches my βfit oh yeah βοΈβ¨
Progress baybeee β¨
Love my friends π₯Ήπ
THANK YOU HEHEHE π
New fave outfit just dropped πβ¨π
Tom Nook real!!!
@eatchillis.bsky.social
π£ Are you a community manager attending Develop and want to connect with other community folk?
Come along to the community manager meetup on Wednesday for a yap and some free icecream! ππ¦
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POV: Your MTG deck consists of creating an army of cats and dogs so you got creative β¨
I had an absolute BLAST being Anby for the Zenless Zone Zero x Xbox event this Friday!
I absolutely love cosplaying as her, sheβs so cool! ππ€
Rawr
Anby borgar π
#anby #anbycosplay #zenlesszonezero #cosplay
Finally finished Red Dead 2, holy moly what a ride π
Your vintage 70s couch if it slayed β¨
Breakfast of champions πββοΈ
Iβm back from Twitch Con!!! β¨
Wowowewow what a wonderful time, I met so many lovely folk and had an absolute blast
Thank you everyone for making it so special! π«Ά