I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut at times 😬

Secret time: I quite like the new Harry Styles song, American Girls.

Yes

You’re probably right

A giant wotsit in the shape of a penis. Complete with balls, cut head, decent curve and veins

Maybe I’m seeing things but why does this wotsit look like a cock? Idk maybe I’m just in need of a good ****

Yes!

It looked incredible, why was I not there?

A miserable old gay in the rain, in a cute rain jacket, being forced to exercise on a Saturday morning by his cruel boyfriend

Being forced to do parkrun with @aidan94.bsky.social in the rain after a massive hangover.

I think it’s time we saw other people.

That’s how it feels these days 🤣

An elder gay, worn out after a hard Tuesday, rewarding himself with a chilled glass of Sauvignon blanc

I did a modest amount of exercise so I’m rewarding myself with a modest glass of wine 🍷

Just had the Monday-est Monday that ever Monday-ed

Somebody pass me the wine.

Turning my brain off when I wake up would help. I wake up and instantly start going through things, it’s the hard to switch off again

Thank you. Smothering with a pillow until I pass out too please 👀

What I’d give for over 6 hours of sleep.

People who can’t walk in a straight line are so frustrating.

Yes, I am going to bump into you as I overtake because you’re zigzagging around like you’re trying to dodge gunfire!

People who can’t walk in a straight line are so frustrating.

Yes, I am going to bump into you as I overtake because you’re zigzagging around like you’re trying to dodge gunfire!

People who are unwell should not go into work! Everyone on this tube is coughing and sniffing and sneezing.

You’ll just get your colleagues, and more importantly me, sick too!

Good morning, Ben

HERE!
WE!
GO! #thetraitors

Happy birthday! 🥳

Yeah if I don’t shave for a few days people start pulling me aside and asking if I’m ok

I don’t grow facial hair too quickly but I shave every day so I can pretend I’m still 25. All I need to work on is the rest of my wrinkly face

She would get. on. my. tits.

I have a shelf that needs put up if you’re offering!

I’m in Via on canal street in a shirt and tie and look like a fucking weirdo. People keep looking at me 👀

💀

Happy birthday 🎈 here’s a balloon

Gay heaven, up close to the biggest drama of the series

I’d want a third non-branded alcoholic beverage

Cineworld Falkirk.

I used to think it looked so grand and cool and I walked in like I was at the headquarters of the Power Rangers. Quite the imagination I had.