Neil O'Doherty

Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively. 
The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him. 
The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth. 
The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend. The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine. The sixth has a miserable practice: He condemns the soul through [false] oaths so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.

The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog held by a chain and who barks all the time; its round head is ready for a fight. The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children; the evilness of drunkenness shows in him. The ninth helplessly becomes crazy, everything that he knows, sees, or hears, he presents openly to everyone. The tenth fights against sleep. The eleventh sings wild songs and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning. The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard

It's not as if there wasn't a substantial body of evidence you gormless muppet...

Bigger. Problem. Than. Anticipated.

The first verified Shahed Drone attack on Ukraine was 1,270 days ago.

Ukrainian numbers put the number of Shahed strike UAVs launched at them last year alone at over 32,000.

Your brain, is it... not good? Do you have the bad brain? Sir? Sir?

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Friday again.
Off to London on Sunday for family gathering.

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Up late on an ISO meeting last night. Back to working on a client's H&S docs today.

Have fun!

The bottom of the barrel was replaced with an extradimensional portal to the depths of hell

Truly the Fyre Festival of strategic campaigns.

Plus the repercussions for their allies...
Bollocks to the 'special relationship'...

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

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Ditto re caffeine!

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All good.
Have a great day all!

He's just standing there spouting any random shit that comes into his head.

Zero fucking self-awareness...

God he's so pathetic...

_murica • > Iran Strikes 12h If you're not in the military you have no idea how fucking bad it hurts to hear your Commander in Chief 1) unilaterally declare war without so much as a press conference 2) observe that war from their mansion in Florida and not at their place of employment 3) glance over the deaths of three of your fellow servicemen women without so much as a live speech 4) follow up the announcement of those deaths with "more will die" My heart is fucking breaking. ramona.hall.714 6h Marine Corps family. We are feeling the same. Just tragic.

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March already but not looking massively spring-like yet.
Have a great day all!

Sounds like shit is in the process of getting real...

Waiter serving an arse on a plate.

Very generous Zack! Despite being vegan you're magnanimous enough to kindly offer Lucy her arse on a plate...

They're all rattled like a skeleton cracking one out in a biscuit tin.

You know it makes sense!

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Late on parade as got up in the night for the election result.
I hear there's a van for sale in Manchester if anyone's interested. Includes a stock of plumbing supplies.

That would be funny. I love it when bullies cry...

Good.

The miserable scowl on Goodwin's face is pure gold...

Congratulations #HannahThePlumber! @greenparty.org.uk #StoppedReform

Lucy Powell claiming Labour fought a 'positive' campaign...interesting term for a desperate campaign lies and smears...

Esther the obnoxious right wing nut-job is getting a free rein unchallenged by Fiona Bruce. #bbcqt

SCAM LABOUR CAUGHT CREATING FAKE TACTICAL VOTING WEBSITE Screenshot of a tweet that reads: The Movement Forward | StopTheTories.vote @MVTFWD A Warning: there is no tactical voting site called "Tactical Choice" If you choose to vote tactically it's important to seek independent, impartial advice. And always check the source online, as printed leaflets could be out of date, or even intentionally misleading. #GortonAndDenton Promoted by Miles Thorpe on behalf of Hannah Spencer, both at 173 Mount Road, Gorton, Manchester, M18 7QT.

On the eve of the Gorton & Denton by-election the Labour Party have invented a fake tactical voting organisation to put on their leaflets.

Lying to voters is all they have left.

All the (real) tactical voting organisations agree: only a Green vote can stop Reform on Thursday.

Vote Green today in Gorton and Denton.

Let’s have a working class woman representing a community that’s been forgotten by consecutive Labour and Conservative governments.

Good luck to our favourite plumber - Hannah Spencer.