Melonhead

Are single-digit billionaires the new working class?

I stopped counting no contact days and that feels like a breakup win itself

The Ethicist | I bet my immigrant wife $1000 that ICE wouldn't deport her. Do I have to pay up, given that she is now in El Salvador?

I like exercising a lot but I hate being sore all the time :( I hope it subsides when my body gets used to it

Agenda for today: treats n snoozin

Also new Brandi carlile livestream from MN last night

You know it.

Nostalgia is missing the piece of pizza I ate yesterday. Hot honey and sausage slice.

A SKELATAN ANGLE WITH A HUGE A$$ SCYTHE AND THERE SAYEN "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE " - ALSO I THINK IT ALREADY ENDED BUT IDK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Oh wait that emotional drained and hungry feeling was just pmdd ha

Day 33 no contact. I am so emotionally drained and I want to eat everything

Sober breakups are great and also terrible

I just took the 20 min ABBA Core Strength with Matty Maggiacomo Taken by Melanietomato on the Peloton Bike. Give it all with live & on-demand studio classes with world class instructors, right from home.

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I liked this workout a lot. ABBA Abs

If I were a drag queen my drag name would be Geri Mander and I’d dress like Ginger Spice and hand out pamphlets about voter suppression

Puerto Rico was amazing

Day 17 and it’s significantly less hard today than it was on day 1. :,) but then there’s like the guilt of feeling happy during a breakup. But then there’s the voice of “girl we are in societal collapse take the W’s where you can get them”. Good night

Is the “pennies are extinct” thing a myth then? Perpetuated by Big Nickel?

The only thing constant is change… except pennies because they are extinct now apparently?

Cell phone footage shows that Renee Good tried to drive away from the ICE agent who shot her. But an AI video shows Good pledging allegiance to ISIS before plowing her car into a crowd of blonde Christian children. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know what to trust.

Siri play emotion part b by Carly Rae Jepsen

My friend Melanie on her knees in a parking lot as Wally jumps on her in greeting

Walt sitting in front of Melanie awaiting a treat

Wally and Mel outside the glass door of a café looking like they're begging to get in

Walt sitting on a sidewalk and staring off to the side

Wally got to see his bff @melonheadtomato.bsky.social and eat so much trash off the ground at the farmer's market this morning.

Oh and goodreads 😔
And figuring out who gets the book club

2026 gay breakups mean uncoupling on Venmo, Libby, Spotify shared playlist, Pinterest recipe board, etc

ICE is killing American citizens the right way.

by Ezra Klein

I’m baaaaack

in a good mood leggoooo

I realized that I have been saying “clear as mud” a lot. What kind of person does this make me? Who even am I?

You’re baaaaack

Screenshot of a Koffing and ekans in the Pokémon anime sitting at a table in the forest drinking some tea together

they’re having some tea