Forgot my sister was staying tonight until she pulled up 🤣
09.03.2026 16:58
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Forgot my sister was staying tonight until she pulled up 🤣
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MARCH
EXCUSE ME
My sister lay on the floor and Perry ran to get a toy to shove up her bum like she does when I blank during stream 🤣
catwoman 2004, still one of my all time favourite films 🫠
I mean it was a nice straight line
Casually nearly cut the end of my thumb off chopping onions 🤣 thank god the knife was dull
first full day at my parents house, it's 11:30am i am so bored, i'm not used to doing nothing 🤣 i'd be cooking Sunday roast right now
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Treated myself to a buzzball and it has taken me out 🤣
my #rebocap trackers arrived 🤣
Tomfoolery from stream yesterday
#quarantinezone updated and I nearly died
It's pretty freaking close!
the deputy head had to help me change a student and it was the second time she'd stopped me to tell me how happy she was i had stepped up 😭 I GOT SO CHOKED UP
people need to stop telling me what a good job i'm doing at work or i'm going burst into tears like izuku midoriya
today on Dani would like a normal mornong - the roof is leaking onto my bed again
FFS
birthday
one of the tyres needs replacing and i get the spenny ones so thats £100 on its own, but it's MOT and service so they're replacing what needs fixing for the MOT and also changing the oil etc. it's 10 years old this year so i knew it was coming haha
as an early birthday present to myself my car failed its MOT and is costing close to £800 to fix
picked him up at 4am, all good blood pressure back to normal today lmao
had to take grandpa to A&E with extremely high blood pressure, thought they might treat it real quick and send him home but he's been in for over 3 hours now 🧍
Modern Multitasking at the same time i'm doing this:
- Washing bedding
- Dish washer on
- Roast in the oven
- 2 robot vaccums going on top and bottom floor
- I just finished hoovering the stairs.
can't imagine living in an era without electricity jfc
i didn't screen shot in time but he said something like he was fine and i could trust him
he was so proud of his forehead bite
He's probably fine right?
we don't normally have this lady in the morning so she defo wasn't expecting to clean up her own mess 💀
the carer we had in last night for grandma left soiled trousers in the bathroom saying "i dont want to trail it around the house" to my grandpa. she was thinking the carer in the morning could tidy it up when it dried. GUESS WHO JUST TURNED UP 🤣🤣🤣
rebocap got my trackers to the UK in like 3 days and then Yodal has had them for 2 weeks. FUMING
max verstappen being in the top 10 Alphas on ao3 for 2025 was not in my bingo card.
