Asked a 19-year-old hotel concierge where the post office is in this town. When I got back, the door to my room had witch markings and protection amulets draped all over it.
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Asked a 19-year-old hotel concierge where the post office is in this town. When I got back, the door to my room had witch markings and protection amulets draped all over it.
Ravioli are just savory Gushers
At 1.6k followers, I will try bsky sober for a few hours
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
bro you had me at homeslice bro
The notion of legal names implies the existence of illegal names. 😈
im running your ass
as an administrator
Midnight bsky is the only bsky
Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.
Good times.
I'm, like, the least perfect person, so you are very fortunate to know me.
I'm the kind of friend who, when you're sitting in the mud, will stop what I'm doing just to sit there with you, so you don't have to do it alone
Charming but hapless nerd seeks demonic witch lady. No weirdos.
Planes 2 please
A reunion, but it’s parents of a certain age, in the park with an outdoor movie theatre, playing all the movies your kids loved. Wine, charcuterie and beanbags, no extra charge.
TYPO
(Take Your Pants Off)
When I die, just let the cats eat me
canadians be like what’s wrong with u
SHUT UP CANADA! NOBODY ASKED YOU!
-me most days
One day my dad is going to tell me where he hit my nose after her took it from me, then it'll be all over for you jerks.
I'm going to eat some Danish about it
I CANNOT JUST KEEP HIKING UP MY PANTS WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. IF I HIKE UP MY PANTS ANY FURTHER, I WILL BE DROWNING IN PANT.
Entering that phase of life where I seek a nest in which my wife's brood will flourish and then emerge from to consume the wicked heathens
Skeet is short for skeetadaliouciousiam, so you can see why we shortened it.
A black and white image if a male centaur holding a torch. His stomach turns into horse chest, so his biology is baffling.
Do you think a centaur has a super long esophagus or a super long poop chute? There's just a lot of space from mouth to butthole in this design that adds more than either human or horse have alone.
Skeet is short for skeetadaliouciousiam, so you can see why we shortened it.
🎵 I get knocked down, but I curl into a ball and wait to die
You’re never gonna get me up🎵
