BIG BAD BEHEMOTH 🔞

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singing into it like it's a microphone and belting out the lyrics to a paramore song

uncrop pic 2 NOW......

After being reminded of their existence again recently I was like "oh hey, I liked their music growing up, I wonder how they're doing nowadays" only to get flashbanged by an entire feed of fanatical religionposting and this scandal they admitted to, and I'm just like 😶

return of the spaceship technicians!

I remember discovering them in high school, watching them spiral on twitter over apparently having their chord progression stolen by zedd and thinking they were being embarrassing so I forgot about them

coming back years later to see... whatever the fuck is going on with them now is kinda crazy

well it's REALLY awkward after, when neither one knows how to tell the other that they enjoyed it 🫣

Blaidd needs some special attention

family members that get roped into an orgy by their respective friends and feel really awkward having sex in front of each other, which eventually devolves into awkward sex WITH each other in the heat of the moment

normal thoughts

Looking for a gym buddy?

in other words, aging like fine wine ✨

jfc

like we're at the point where people will have to start hosting their galleries on fucking google drive or something and hand out the links manually. annoying af

really disappointed in substar. I remember enthusiastically signal boosting ppl's accounts there so they could move off patreon when it started going under and now this shit is about to happen again. we need a stable option.

Power Couple

Bowser laying down on the ground, wearing a cowboy hat and a black leather jockstrap

Bowser laying down on the ground, wearing only a cowboy hat, with his hard cock leaking precum

Oh yeah it's MAR10 Day? Have some Bowsers I did a few years ago 🤠🤠

#riverart #furryart

HELLO???

big boys
reward for @canphem.bsky.social

Woahwoahwoah h-hey why-- How do I stop growing..! S-Sorry just uh, look away if you can 😵‍💫

First time for everything, right? 😅 I could maaaaaaybe get used to this...
#MacroMarch

🎨 @lemonysol.bsky.social

given the current world we live in and the relentless attempts by society and governments to make our lives miserable I think it's okay to indulge yourself in what little happiness you can find. worry about yourself first and what puriteens think never

Red Hood from Housamo / Tokyo Afterschool Summoners lying on his back, holding green pillows in a red background. He is blushing with a blep while looking at the viewer with an erection hidden behind his tail.

Patreon sketch reward for @bigbadwolf.gay !

BIG

CW:(incest)

That couch has seen more action than the bed he shares with his wife...

I guess I do gotta get up and do things...

hit me up if you ever come across a fix, I'll do the same for you 🫡

I tried setting my lock screen wallpaper to a pure black image to get around not turning off the display completely but unfortunately my monitor is too smart for its own good and considers that "no signal" and turns itself off immediately 💀 this is so dumb

NGL part of why I started with Bazzite was because I saw your posts about CachyOS and didn't wanna just outright copy you LOL 😭 I should've followed your lead it would've been so much less painful

and yes, RTX 3080 here. the web thinks its a driver bug but I dunno

anyways hello I know I've left you guys hanging with regards to the comic. I'm going full speed ahead on it in the coming days now that I've fixed my linux troubles and beat RE9. Thank you for your patience and hot dads will be Coming Soon to Own on Video & DVD 🙏

literally the only thing I wish I could fix is that I have a bug where no matter what, if I let my monitor lose signal (sleep/screensaver mode/turning it off) I will not get output again until I reboot. I have no idea why. This happened to a lesser extent on windows too. advice appreciated

do I know what I'm doing yet? no. not really. have I made an embarrassing number of google searches and chatbot queries in the past two days to grope around in the dark learning to use the terminal? yes. but honestly this is so fulfilling I don't care fuck you microslop I'm free