Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
@andrewwallingford
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Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
Just a reminder!
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BREAKING: Local Person Solves Middle East With Canva Pro.
Amen!π
Fetterman was the same way.
Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.
War-a-Lago
Just sayinβ¦.
Said it before, will say it again: the day HE dies the world will, overnight, become a better, safer, more peaceful and prosperous place.
#OperationEpsteinFury
First she sold shirts then she sold out π€¬π€¬π€¬
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@davidcorn.bsky.social correctly read this as a typo meant to say, "Operation Epstein Fury."
300.
This is an action aimed at 300 people.
This just highlights how vulnerable the transgender community really isβand how monstrous these policies attacking them really are.
Itβs exactly how the Nazis targeted Jews. Exactly.
π¨ The SAVE Act is a patriarchal policy.
It targets women who have changed their names and then forces them to produce perfectly matching passport and birth certificate to vote.
Itβs not about I.D.βitβs about suppressing the vote.
Call your SenatorβKeep the SAVE Act dead.
#SaveActTaxesYourVote
Aliens: βTake us to your leader.β
Americans: βUhβ¦no? Could you check back in a few years on that request? K, thanks.β
This is both an act of war *and* a war crime, as it is similar to cutting off water or destroying power plants. It's designed to kill civilians.
βWil gets PONCHβedβ
BREAKING: After attending his SOTU speech last night, Donald Trump invites team USA hockey to the White House to model the new custom jerseys the NHL's Nashville Predators sent him, after seeing the President's newfound enthusiasm for American hockey.
#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
Credit Where Credit's Due Dept.-
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#PedoPrez
REAL.
Abridged list of things Iβd rather do than watch/listen to Prez Pedoβs Whiny Little Baby Lie Fest:
-Saw off a limb with a chainsaw
-Castrate myself with the rusty lid from a sardine can
-Take a bath in battery acid
-Gouge out eyes with flame-heated knitting needles
-Eat glass and nails
Since this will likely come up in the SOTU: Yes, US stock markets are up since Trump took office (14%).
But in the rest of the world, markets are up WAY more. Cumulative market gains are more than triple ours (43%)
Orange Ass Kissers with zero morals.