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Andrew Wallingford

@andrewwallingford

Writer, musician, laconic, depressive, insomniac, film nerd, inventor of words & phrases, Hawkeye, lifelong progressive, Gen X. Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.

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Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 12995 πŸ” 2510 πŸ’¬ 497 πŸ“Œ 341
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Just a reminder!

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BREAKING: Local Person Solves Middle East With Canva Pro.

03.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 2152 πŸ” 500 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 26
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Amen!πŸ™Œ

02.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Fetterman was the same way.

01.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

01.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 15834 πŸ” 5039 πŸ’¬ 426 πŸ“Œ 196

War-a-Lago

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Just sayin….

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Said it before, will say it again: the day HE dies the world will, overnight, become a better, safer, more peaceful and prosperous place.

#OperationEpsteinFury

28.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First she sold shirts then she sold out 🀬🀬🀬

28.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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@davidcorn.bsky.social correctly read this as a typo meant to say, "Operation Epstein Fury."

28.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 496 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5

300.

This is an action aimed at 300 people.

This just highlights how vulnerable the transgender community really isβ€”and how monstrous these policies attacking them really are.

It’s exactly how the Nazis targeted Jews. Exactly.

27.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 854 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 5
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🚨 The SAVE Act is a patriarchal policy.

It targets women who have changed their names and then forces them to produce perfectly matching passport and birth certificate to vote.

It’s not about I.D.β€”it’s about suppressing the vote.

Call your Senatorβ€”Keep the SAVE Act dead.
#SaveActTaxesYourVote

27.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Aliens: β€œTake us to your leader.”

Americans: β€œUh…no? Could you check back in a few years on that request? K, thanks.”

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This is both an act of war *and* a war crime, as it is similar to cutting off water or destroying power plants. It's designed to kill civilians.

25.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2629 πŸ” 932 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 25

β€œWil gets PONCH’ed”

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BREAKING: After attending his SOTU speech last night, Donald Trump invites team USA hockey to the White House to model the new custom jerseys the NHL's Nashville Predators sent him, after seeing the President's newfound enthusiasm for American hockey.

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

25.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
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Credit Where Credit's Due Dept.-
The nickname "Presidementia" is from the JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! NO KINGS PROTEST SIGN NICKNAME GUIDE. Many thanks to @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social & his writers! Save this chart for the upcoming NO KINGS DAY on March 28 next month. What's YOUR favorite nickname?
#PedoPrez

25.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 4595 πŸ” 1342 πŸ’¬ 457 πŸ“Œ 109
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REAL.

24.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Abridged list of things I’d rather do than watch/listen to Prez Pedo’s Whiny Little Baby Lie Fest:
-Saw off a limb with a chainsaw
-Castrate myself with the rusty lid from a sardine can
-Take a bath in battery acid
-Gouge out eyes with flame-heated knitting needles
-Eat glass and nails

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Since this will likely come up in the SOTU: Yes, US stock markets are up since Trump took office (14%).
But in the rest of the world, markets are up WAY more. Cumulative market gains are more than triple ours (43%)

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Orange Ass Kissers with zero morals.

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