Jongle bees

bloodborne hunter smoking a blunt and then offering it to the cmaera

i wasn't picking my nose bro i was pushing all that shit further up

Pokopia yesterday... Slay the Spire Early Access today... what do I do. Can I play two games at once. Can I gamemaxx

if they made the matrix today there'd be a third pill that increases your magic resistance by 15% that seems weak at first but levels into some pretty crazy builds by the fourth zone.

just remembered henry kissinger is dead heheheehehehe burn burn hehehee

I have to confess a degree of righteous glee in burning Sentona Games’ shit down now that I’ve discovered the CEO has screwed over a ton of other people too. I was so beaten down and resigned and now I feel like a second health bar appeared and my swords are on fire now

I didn't even know it was women's month because to me thats every month..

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

it's a little more complex than that, but please enjoy. I wrote this as an intro to a series of stories set in a fantasy alternate history philippines ellipsus.com/read/62nm5HD...

i'd rock the vote if the vote was twink

i'm beginning to tbink that the most evil company on earth is roku have you seen their company town? who would do that to people it's fucked up

Taco Bell Worker:
"…that'll be 11.29 man"

Me:
"I don't know if I would count on that man hmm... Oh "what do I mean"? I guess ~dude~ what I "mean" is let's just say earlier I "advised" the Emperor if you catch my meaning… let's just say there'll be some big changes at the Royal Observatory… man. "

And that ladies and gentlemen is how you get a free meal and further your goals of influencing the court to support your goals in celestial spheres. It starts with getting the word out.

new york i am inside you

my femme just turned into a suit of armor and made a pact with me. something about upholding the law of balance?

[guy whose never seen women] idk what yuri is but this is giving big yaoi energy

i've never heard of yuri before so I'm excited to dive in

do y'all fuck with the condiment sow i saw at the rodeo

One day, your artifice will be prised from the walls of my skull and I will run my fingers over the indents.

I was going to say “it’s good to have friends even if you don’t feel like you deserve them”. But I think I need to change that to “it’s good to have friends especially when you don’t feel like you deserve them”

Don’t contain multitudes that’s gross

I’m only trying to contain about 80% of a person

Imprint of a leaf on a rain-slick sidewalk

I’ll remember you were here

Guys I really want this job I need you to hold your hands in the air for my spirit bomb

This is not a joke do it

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

Pg.5/13! Desperate motives!
Oh my... #deltaruined #spamtenna #comic #tenna #tennaDeltarune #spamton

basically, they shouldn't ever let me outside or inside or let me

Guess who's back from home alone 2 lost in new york? pigeon lady. i'm her, and when they say nyc's finest, they actually just mean me

Selfie. Blonde white woman in a black Jessica Fletcher graphic sweatshirt and gold chain link earrings smiles in a wood paneled hallway

When you discover the same woman who screwed you out of twenty grand did the exact same shit to several other people a few years ago so you decide to pivot from being resigned to destroying her life

Now this ambergris is a very curious substance