gretchen mothman

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

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Hey I'm gonna practice radical self care and disregard this whole post I'm not mad at you I just will die of hate if I read it thanks be good to yourself

sometimes the discourse is too much and i have to remind myself of these words

adding "hasan" and "newsom" to my muted words for my own mental health

hold on i gotta take this

posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked

cut up and washed all my lettuces like 10 days ago and put them in a big air tight tupperware with some paper towels and they are still crisp

having preprepared salad ingredients in the fridge helps me eat something healthy for lunch once again

alright i'm saying it, i don't think you can call your DJ set "JDM" if all you do is throw a couple anime tracks in

i'd rather explain gay to a kid than explain some of the anime stickers i see on people's cars these days

you do not in fact gotta hand it to george w bush

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

Utah Hogle Zoo photo, giraffe and parents

In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒

www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...

FUCK discord, I'm sending smoke signals

My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)

if this was actually about age verification, the fact that i have a credit card attached to my account with my name on it would be enough

i've had my discord account for 10 years so even if i made it as an 8 year old, i'd be an adult by now

go birds

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i know my job has no effect on society because i could easily replace myself with AI at this point

fellas is it punching down to quote tweet someone with fewer followers than you

One book 📚 - Ancillary Justice - Ann Leckie
One movie 🎥 - The Fly
One album 💿 - Ants From Up There - BC,NR
One TV show 📺 - Frieren

i don't have any interesting stories besides the fact that he wouldn't allow anyone to use ipods if you worked for him. you had to have a zune

i grew up in the seattle area so i know people who worked on his compound as service staff

LRT a lot of my friends are in academia and i know several people who worked directly for bill gates so my number is basically zero

Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

it's the time of year when i listen to my music library on shuffle to find stuff i haven't listened to in forever

i love paying more money for a worse product [it is time to return to the ways of my weeaboo ancestors]

i just did guasha together with my current fixation and i feel like i drained so much fluid out of my face

my poor friends have to politely deal with me DMing them those types of videos with the caption "i'm gonna be SICK" like 12 times a week