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Junky futuristic garbage place

New project on Patre0n is perhaps my goofiest, dumbest, cartooniest endeavor yet. It involves writing and drawing in ways I've never done before. Join up at the $1 tier or higher, and read it as it develops, won't you?

I remember talking construction with my friend and we mentioned 2x4 boards.
His little brother chimed in, "Is that like, its level of power?"

I wish he were right. How sick would that be?

I want a steelbook case for the game that is just this painting. No RE9 title slapped on it, just the painting.

It'd be the best video game case ever.

Crow from Mst3k, looking horrified

Reaching the Upper Cathedral Ward/Orphanage area in Bloodborne and I always forget how profoundly upsetting the ambient music is.
It wouldn't be that bad of an area if it weren't for the skin-crawling music.

The track is called "Soothing Hymn" too. Ha ha ha real good joke there Ryan.

The Mentally Ill Lesbian seal-of-approval 👍

That's what you said about "My Own Robot"

To be fair though, that one's my jam 🤘

I wish you'd hit that button at the top there, I'd love to know what this says.

Tree spirit with tree branch antlers

Wood sprite

Tomo from Azumanga Daioh: "That was a lie."

Remember when I said I was "Slowly getting used to the CPAP machine"?

Molly The Thing Of Ancient Evil
Does have a fun ring to it.

I trust you, John.

Given John's earnest love of playing videogames in general, I'm very excited for it.

Can't explain it, I just feel like I trust the man's sense of fun.

Fucking sick of this "Rocket's red glare" bullshit.

You know what our government needs? A good digestive disease right about now. The kind of bowel issues that make you call in sick at work, and you have to somehow convey the severity to your boss without getting too descriptive.

I was especially proud of Haunter's transparent tongue 😛

My friend Dave with his winning Pokémon Red team

My friend Dave and his winning Pokémon Gold team

My friend Dave commissioned me a few years ago for 2 pieces, depicting the teams he won Pokémon Red and Gold with. It was wicked fun

I think the Gyarados and Haunter ended up being my favorites.
❤️💛

Her 3rd one, hooooly damn.
A Gengar to DIE for. 💜

C'mon Nintendo, let the dog explode.

Extreme close-up of a Q Hayashida illustration

Close-up of a Q Hayashida illustration

Nobody does manga like she does. Messy Nasty, full of life. Scribbly splattery, gooey grimy.

Clean, crisp lines? Polished rendering? We have no need for such despicable order!

The cover of Q Hayashida's Dorohedoro art book: Mud and Sludge

An excerpt from Mud and Sludge, showing one of Q Hayashida's vibrant 3-d collage covers

Mud and Sludge came in the mail today! 😛
Magnificent

Dragon character

Dragon character

Witch character

Due to ongoing health issues, I'm a bit "In The Hole" this month, as the money people say.
SO. I'm having a special sale: 2 for the price of 1 !!!

150$ for 2 B&W full-body character commissions. Message for details.
It's a twisted monstrosity of savings!

As the old saying goes,

I remember it being right on the heels of the Beanie Babies crash. People just thought that was happening again. If only they knew 🤣

I remember the early days when Pokémon was sweeping the nation. The first 150, EVERY kid was into it. And EVERY parent was confident that the "Pokeymans" were just another fad, that it would soon vanish like all the rest.
Nope.

"Pokémon! Some Things Cannot Be Undone!" 🎶

And Umph is certainly what it has! 🤍🖤🤍

The president began Tuesday evening’s address boasting about single-handedly “ending the penny”. He then spent the proceeding two hours insulting pennies. “The worst coin,” he claimed. “Smells bad. Smells even worse than the other ones. Tastes bad too.”

It really does fuck up entire halfs doesn't it? I feel like everything bad that can happen has happened to my right half 😖

Caiman eating Nikaido's famous Gyoza.

There's lots of blood and entrails, and every character has to deal with getting their head cut off at some point.

There's also a lot of celebration of the joys of cooking and how sharing a good meal can really help bring people together. 🍄

Everything a good story needs.

A moment from Q Hayashida's manga, Dorohedoro. The main characters Caiman and Nikaido pinky-swearing that they'll be best friends forever.

I finally own and finished reading Dorohedoro.

It's a truly delightful manga, and with its horrific gore and chaos, it'll warm your heart and maybe, just maybe, teach you an important lesson about the true power of friendship.

Pinky-Swear

😭❤️🦎

Dragon character

Dragon character

Witch character

Due to ongoing health issues, I'm a bit "In The Hole" this month, as the money people say.
SO. I'm having a special sale: 2 for the price of 1 !!!

150$ for 2 B&W full-body character commissions. Message for details.
It's a twisted monstrosity of savings!

Not to say it explains itself more than other series or is more digestible. It isn't.
Q Hayashida is just more comforting because she acknowledges
"I know, this is weird shit. Don't worry you're not missing something here, it really is just weird. It's okay."