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Elle woods, just trying to survive a dystopian hellscape.

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Park picnic after x-rays and the mechanic.

13.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elliott starting limping big time this morning for no clear reason and complaining of leg pain. He has an appointment tomorrow, but this has never happened before. I’m super nervous for him.

11.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Talking to Parents About Vaccines, Pediatricians Navigate a Sea of Misinformation Practitioners nationwide are striving to do what’s best for children’s health, while staying supportive in the face of mistrust and confusion.

The rise in vaccine hesitancy has hit a critical point, with nearly 1 in 6 parents now skipping routine shots.
It’s impacting basic care like Vitamin K: 3 infant deaths in Idaho linked to refusal. We're in a climate where "logic is no longer part of the discussion."
#MedSky #PedSky

11.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

The good news is that if we lose in Iran and create horror across the region then Jesus comes back and fixes everything. Hegseth Doctrine.
jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

10.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1675 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 62

Nothing better than being this kid's mom.

11.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am out of my mind. I am rolling the dice and getting the repairs done tomorrow.

11.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I might just have to pull the plug on the repairs and hope for the best. I guess worst case scenario, I can get a second job.

Can I point out how irritating it is we're spending a billion dollars a day on a war for oil while Americans literally can't afford to live?

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rescheduled repairs for March 25th because financial aid hasn't gotten back to me. Cross your fingers they approve repairs. My car's wheel literally shakes and I'm hoping it doesn't break down before then.

10.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good. Do it. Go on. Let's see it.

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I truly, from the bottom of my heart, HATE the United States. I hate everything about this shithole country.

10.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My heart is heavy today as I think of all the parents in Iran that kissed their children goodbye a few days ago, not realizing they would NEVER see them again.

The United States is imploding, and we won't survive this. I don't know what else to say.

This is clearly the worst "developed" nation.

10.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s out of surgery and doing so well! His tonsils and adenoids were β€œmassive” according to his surgeon, and there was fluid behind both ear drums.

16.01.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is administration is full of ignorant liars.

16.01.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 18810 πŸ” 5375 πŸ’¬ 671 πŸ“Œ 268

This is actually who Gavin Newsom is, folks

He's not even a Liberal. Just a moderate-right conservative who registered under the one party that would get him elected in California.

15.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: β€œNo, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

16.01.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 33812 πŸ” 8696 πŸ’¬ 582 πŸ“Œ 338

PhDs are interesting because you're called a "trainee", and paid less than minimum wage. However, I have not received any actual training lmao.

I'm just doing labor for other people who have normalized not paying me for my labor.

15.01.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think your dog is all of us RN, by the way

12.01.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I don’t think Elliott has ever seen guinea pigs. He will love them❀️ thank you!

12.01.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE has existed for 23 years, and it has been an unnecessary and expensive mistake for the entire 23 years.

It's time to terminate this expensive and dangerous error.

12.01.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they literally must have instructed these ice goons to say β€œdidn’t you learn from what just happened” because videos keep popping up of them saying it. It’s thespian hour at the goon squad. It’s not going to work to stop people from giving them shit. Delusional jackasses.

12.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7

He will also want their names, thanks in advance!

12.01.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@wayneriekhof.bsky.social it's the Weiner pups' time to shine

12.01.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elliott's surgery is this Friday. He enjoys looking at pictures, particularly those of animals. Please send your dogs and cats, etc.

He is an AVID horse boy, as well. Bonus points for "horsies".

12.01.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

11.01.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 19007 πŸ” 3371 πŸ’¬ 292 πŸ“Œ 185
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I can't imagine looking at this and thinking, "Yeah, he'll make us healthy again."

WOOF. Like gnawed on fruit leather.

10.01.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elliott: "You hurted my feelings. They are very hurting."
Me: "I'm sorry-what did I do?"
Elliott: "You wipe my butt."

Well...at least he used his feeling words.

09.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The disconnect required to praise Ashli Babbitt while pretending Nicole Good instigated her death needs to be intensively psychologically studied.

Absolute most batshit thing I’ve ever seen.

08.01.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0