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Commie Faroese separatist.

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For every 'aww good lad' comment on Downing St's official post there are ten people saying 'most stable thing we have,' 'smartest one there,' 'he does the work,' 'he's not in the Epstein Files,' 'where's his knighthood,' etc. There WILL be a Larry statue, mark my word. *

15.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3787 πŸ” 683 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15

Honestly, that would be for the best. I should leave that group, at the very least!

14.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One guy called the newest (until now) season "the chick ones". And it wasn't a compliment.

14.02.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, they're overjoyed about that and they're making it very clear that loving any *other* iteration of the show that didn't take place between 1989 and 1999 (especially if one of the Not Mike hosts is your favourite) is less Valid. God help you if like anything that happened between 2017 and 2022.

14.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh the MST3K Facebook groups have had me feeling especially shitty, lately. I like seasons 11-12 and I LOVE seasons 13. But, judging by the posts there, I'm only "valid" if I feel disdain towards anything that happened post-1999, especially if I favour any host that isn't Mike.

14.02.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*IS

13.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another apparently unpopular MST3K opinion that I hold: The Joey the Lemur sketch I'd fucking hilarious, actually!

13.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Ooh, just saw β€œwithout Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelleyβ€”harassed by her husband and Lord Byronβ€”there would be no science fiction.

You’re confusing fandom for canon.

05.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 11
Screenshots from the MST3K episode Attack of the Giant Leeches. Here, in the beginning of the short, we see "Crash" Corrigan (playing "Crash" Corrigan) in all his bare-chested glory, being inspected by a naval officer or something.

Screenshots from the MST3K episode Attack of the Giant Leeches. Here, in the beginning of the short, we see "Crash" Corrigan (playing "Crash" Corrigan) in all his bare-chested glory, being inspected by a naval officer or something.

Meanwhile, Dick (Bruno VeSota) and his wife Liz (Yvette Vickers), despite their marital struggles, both take a moment to appreciate her gams.

Meanwhile, Dick (Bruno VeSota) and his wife Liz (Yvette Vickers), despite their marital struggles, both take a moment to appreciate her gams.

One of the few frames of the film that show (part of) a giant leech. It's, uh, well, it's probably for the best that they barely show the giant leeches, so your mind can fill in the scary details.

One of the few frames of the film that show (part of) a giant leech. It's, uh, well, it's probably for the best that they barely show the giant leeches, so your mind can fill in the scary details.

Back on the Satellite of Love, Crow, Joel, and Tom are dressed up Hee Haw style, singing about how they're a danger to themselves and others. Crow has buck teeth, which is a nice touch.

Back on the Satellite of Love, Crow, Joel, and Tom are dressed up Hee Haw style, singing about how they're a danger to themselves and others. Crow has buck teeth, which is a nice touch.

In the meantime, there are still lots of older episodes to rewatch, like #MST3K 406, Attack of the Giant Leeches. With the short: Undersea Kingdom, ch. 1.

Who would win in a fight, a giant leech or "Crash" Corrigan?

Listen to our new podcast about it at itsjustashow.com/episode/189

03.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this thread will repeatedly blow your mind

04.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

04.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 19710 πŸ” 4217 πŸ’¬ 433 πŸ“Œ 179

one thing that struck me when I was learning european history in high school was how christianity would schism over literally anything

nothing changes

03.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Supposed to be the first man on mars.

Instead was the last pedophile invited to the island.

*pictured is Elon Musk on ketamine*

Supposed to be the first man on mars. Instead was the last pedophile invited to the island. *pictured is Elon Musk on ketamine*

04.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

If only they weren't feeding it to their kids. :(

04.02.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t followed the reasons for the rightwing raw milk thing (please do not explain, explainy people) BUT as long they’re voluntarily poisoning themselves, godspeed ye mighty shitdrinkers!

04.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6

Whatever some chuds on Facebook might tell you: season 13 of #MST3K is GREAT, actually.

04.02.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As you can tell, they like judging me, as if they're not hanging out in my dirty laundry.

04.02.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Since I last posted (skeeted), some bad shit happened to me(including the tragic loss of the gentleman in my profile pic), but I did gain these two rascals!

04.02.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Gonna try actually using this damn app lol. Good morrow, folks!

04.02.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

02.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 4444 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 31
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The clip from night time is sending me πŸ˜‚

26.01.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 3453 πŸ” 1104 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 110

Went there for a viewing of (of all things) The Room in 2011. Fantastic, cozy theatre!

30.01.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Only Wicked Movie Review You Need (Feat. Ben Shapiro)
The Only Wicked Movie Review You Need (Feat. Ben Shapiro) YouTube video by Rm Brown

I mainly get my US news from RM Brown these days... *praise god*

youtu.be/J-2WC4K5p7k?...

17.12.2024 01:31 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0