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WN3 gobshite on a mission to improve access to gravy in the chippies of the Home Counties

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I left that bar without having a drink to go to the cellar bar that Tat, Gal and gang were in

26.04.2025 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Top scranning with Mrs Donuts for her birthday - soufflé, bavette steak and crepes and a nice bottle of wine 👌 but now skint

26.04.2025 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck sake - flashbacks to being held hostage in a Maribor bar before I’d even ordered a drink cos a group had fucked off without settling up for their green ale

26.04.2025 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This Assembly with Danny Dyer on ITV isn’t how thought I’d be spending my Saturday night but it’s really good

26.04.2025 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah looks like the POW feathers

12.04.2025 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pip pip. Are these Surrey badge floodlights new?

12.04.2025 10:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah enjoy. A good night was had as always

11.04.2025 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@barcajim3.bsky.social not in Maidenhead with Justin Moorhouse are you?

11.04.2025 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s dressed more like a casual resident of that village uncle Albert was in during the war. Got a season or two minimum.

13.03.2025 04:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Monday

20.01.2025 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your acca down the toilet too.

05.01.2025 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wouldn’t his be parked upside down in a ditch?

03.01.2025 09:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fucking tourists coming over here and drinking in our pubs

03.01.2025 08:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Charlie says get fucked

02.01.2025 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cheeky bastard

02.01.2025 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bravo Snr Mutti and the lads of the Vienna Phil

01.01.2025 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d rather find James Corden’s output on the iPlayer

01.01.2025 12:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you mean there’s no Spartacus, Ben Hur or Ten Commandments today. It’ll have to be The Searchers then

01.01.2025 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Why do all the new electric vehicles look like they’ve been designed by Homer for ‘Unkie Herb’?

22.12.2024 11:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dog walking is the best

03.12.2024 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Meet Charlie, yes Charlie Brown, he’s the new addition to our home. Can’t wait to take him down the pub

26.11.2024 18:59 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shabba

18.11.2024 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social - captain - did a Munich trip the other weekend for the NFL. Top drawer Dunkel & Helles’ing - Haxon Grill & Schneider weisse haus were my faves. Even got Mrs B beer poncing

18.11.2024 07:57 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
16.11.2024 19:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the black parade - my chemical romance. Single G note on a keyboard brings all the EMOs.

16.11.2024 19:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was 19. It was awesome!!

16.11.2024 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It was the first year after the bottle ban (cos of GnR), their solution was gallon containers only. So gallons of piss filled containers flew. Exhibit A

16.11.2024 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw them open Donington MOR in 91. Brilliant live

16.11.2024 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A bit boring but I’ll offer these - I play them as much now as I did when they came out

16.11.2024 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The fattest one who is in exile in Maidenhead with Postman Plod

05.04.2024 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0