JennaFabulous

I attended a webinar today about women’s health and the impact it has in the workplace and I have to say… it’s really cup filling to hear experts speak on driving change.

I’ve said this for years, the women aren’t a bunch of babies

Whatever will make him upset. Also please call him needy for no reason for anything he says. He needs a new Patrick.

Are you a cone licker?
Cc: @lcfrst.bsky.social
Please make him angry for nostalgia.

I could be mean to you if you want but it won’t be real cause I genuinely like you and you know that. But I could pretend for the cause

I tried to get ole patty pants over here and he said no. I think now that he’s all wifed up he doesn’t hate us as much. I really could do more to get him to rage msg us again.

It completely depends if they know it’s me or not on the phone when I order.

This is not medium.. this is scorched earth. I know how they do medium for the other melanin deficients.

I consider it a complete honour that my soul is on fire.

While I love that the kind folks at my fav Indian restaurant call me family, I really wish they would treat me like the weak little white girl that I am.
This ‘medium’ is from the surface of mars.

The only problem is the old people are usually the problem

Yes. But I also am a freak in that I can also usually turn my brain off and fall asleep no issue. ( yes I’m aware this is not normal )

I just had to read a document for a coworker.. BECAUSE IT WAS IN CURSIVE

I’m unwell

Every single person I’ve spoken to today has complimented my hair. I love this for me

RIP Daylight savings.
I’ll always love fall back more than spring forward.

Season one is good but once you get into the later seasons it gets better and better.

You should be consuming more Canadian content like Schitts Creek.

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a hedge and backs away slowly into it to disappear

Logs on to see what’s going on…

That’s not magic tho is it? I want someone else to do the work :-)

I’m not sure why there’s butter all over my floor but based on my skeets and texts last night I’m not gonna question it.

I’m not sure if I was any good I’ll have to ask one of the others

I need an egg and cheese McMuffin to magically appear at my door.

I really deserve to feel rotten. also I wonder how I did at bowling. That part is a blur.

You and me both.

Katie! I’m a respectable lady!!!!

I am! I’m not really a drinker so this may have been the most drunk I’ve ever been in my life. But I rally barfed and went to sleep by 11. I need a greasy breakfast then I’ll be top shelf

IM GOOD!

How. Much barf is too much? I’m so happy

I bowled

It’s an island thing, you wouldn’t understand