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Ketzel Pretzel

@ketzelpretzel

4 gay raccoons in a trench coat ✨ They/He Cosplayer, Twitch Streamer, big dreamer

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Get in the flask

18.12.2025 18:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about red cheese?

18.12.2025 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s sad this even has to be said 🥲

16.12.2025 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#booksky

16.08.2025 01:09 👍 14539 🔁 1944 💬 179 📌 92
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#booksky

15.07.2025 13:57 👍 12199 🔁 1353 💬 266 📌 125

Congress? You awake?

22.06.2025 01:11 👍 28967 🔁 5561 💬 1065 📌 247
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Now that's an orange king I would support!

#orangecat #cat #gingercat #nokings

16.06.2025 21:09 👍 20438 🔁 2991 💬 346 📌 176

I love when people ask me if they can be Frank, you can be whoever you want to be Frankie Poo ✨

10.05.2025 17:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Elusive Nymph” is probably the funniest thing anyone has ever called me for not replying to texts quickly. 😂

07.05.2025 01:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do I really hate that photo of myself, or am I just scared because I see parts of my parents in my features?

18.04.2025 17:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*approves in Professional Piercer*

03.04.2025 20:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Live Laugh Limp Bizkit

01.04.2025 01:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elon Musk is like a rejected Sesame Street Character, he’s stupidly obsessed with the letter X.

30.03.2025 02:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chanting “shit your pants. Shit your pants” at your puppy in the yard with your Partner. Just couple things ✨

17.03.2025 22:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for the updates and keeping us aware!

16.03.2025 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just blasted the music in my car and screamed as loud as I could. Honestly? We should all scream in our cars more, 10 years of stress just melted off my shoulders lol.

14.03.2025 17:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give me back my hour of sleep! 😡

09.03.2025 15:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi.

The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi.

Happy International Women's Day!

May we all embody this energy today and always.

08.03.2025 13:31 👍 12520 🔁 2388 💬 291 📌 133

happy international women’s day!! may you all have a day with no tummy pains and no weird men to deal with 🙏🏼

08.03.2025 17:38 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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😎

07.03.2025 03:27 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I see what you did there.

06.03.2025 21:44 👍 7036 🔁 331 💬 134 📌 16

World getting you down?

Try screaming!

06.03.2025 22:40 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1

The system pisses me off.

06.03.2025 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Teachers really looked at 11 year old me crying every day at school and were like “oh yeah, everything is great at home.”
💀

06.03.2025 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Astara memes have begun

25.02.2025 02:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trump is really getting in the way of me and happiness in the craziest of ways. I broke out in stress hives over all the executive order shit and now I can’t get new tattoos for a few months to let my skin chill 🥲

25.02.2025 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m only ever homesick around Mardi Gras. 🥲 I cried my eyes out over a picture of a crawfish boil and some beads lol.

24.02.2025 06:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Bird Flu? Uh…yeah, they do that. 🦅

20.02.2025 23:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t have our generation’s Icarus story becoming an angler fish on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. (And yes I’m also crying)

18.02.2025 17:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same lol! I just bought myself a cool pair of black ripped ones and I’m excited to rock them

17.02.2025 16:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0